A strange tale.

[HistoricalDavid]

Dave breaks iPod by carelessly dropping it on concrete pavement.

Dave sends iPod to Apple under warranty.

Dave gets replacement iPod few days later.

Dave does not spend a single penny throughout the entire process.

Dave happy. Dave recommend iPod.

[Knaur Amarsh]

Knaur ordered Ipod off the internet.

Knaur gets Ipod, Ipod doesn't work.

Knaur shoots off mail to website.

Knaur gets reply telling him to pack it back and send it to the given address by courier along with bill no. and stuff.

Knaur is busy elsewhere,deadline over.

Knaur has a brand new non-working Ipod.

Knaur rants about it on WAB.

[dave lukins]

Knaur now sends David iPod

David sends iPod plus begging letter to Apple

Apple falls for the sob story and sends David a replacement

David now sells iPod on EBay

David now sends Knaur a letter deriding Apple for its sloppy attitude:))

[HistoricalDavid]

Dave asks other Dave which Dave is 'Dave'.

This Dave unhappy 'cause iTunes is being retarded, so not all roses.

[Knaur Amarsh]

Knaur now sends David iPod

David sends iPod plus begging letter to Apple

Apple falls for the sob story and sends David a replacement

David now sells iPod on EBay

David now sends Knaur a letter deriding Apple for its sloppy attitude:))

Knaur marvels at Herr Lukins' wicked creativity

[Debbie]

Help me, I've stumbled into a thread and can't get out.:))

[glyn]

Dave asks other Dave which Dave is 'Dave'.

This Dave unhappy 'cause iTunes is being retarded, so not all roses.

Hmm sounds like both Daves and Knaur are retarded if you ask me!

[HistoricalDavid]

Help me, I've stumbled into a thread and can't get out.:))

UNAUTHORISED USE OF THE FIRST PERSON DETECTED!

[dave lukins]

Dave asks other Dave which Dave is 'Dave'

Dave, I've asked Dave which Dave is Dave..Dave said it was the first Dave..confused Dave? this Dave is Dave, anyway Dave it's now settled OK Dave?.

Yours..Dave (the second Dave)

[ArmchairGeneral]

UNAUTHORISED USE OF THE FIRST PERSON DETECTED!

Me, myself and I along with we and us protest this strange and unnatural prohibition upon ourselves.

[Jay]

oops, sorry for stumbling in to this 2nd/3rd person orgy stuff...play with yourselves... continue.. :))

[gunnut]

If Dave breaks ipod but there's no Dave to hear it, is the ipod still broken?

[jame$thegreat]

James buys ipod.
James treats ipod nicely.
Ipod treats James nicely, with music!
No other complications ensue.
Happy James.

[Knaur Amarsh]

James buys ipod.
James treats ipod nicely.
Ipod treats James nicely, with music!
No other complications ensue.
Happy James.

James lucky

Knaur loses stuff

Before non-working Ipod,Knaur lost another mp3 player

Knaur lost 4 cellphones in the last couple of years

Knaur also lost or broke about 18 pairs of glasses and 3 pairs of lenses in a period of about half a decade before realising a blurry world is not all that bad,but thats another day, another story

[bolo121]

bolo sees thread
bolo laughs out loud at work...
bolo's boss sees bolo laughing
result, bolo is working late tonight...:(