Food Fight Announcement

[Debbie]

(Sigh). I'm old enough to remember that the ladies were invariably called the gentler sex. Can this be a demonstration of testosterone envy? I hope not.

If all the men with small balls were kicked off this forum only the women would be left.

[glyn]

I think Debbie trains herself on a diet of Rambo films and American TV (which everyone knows is NOT meant for sentient creatures.)

[Shamus]

Ah, a man who comes prepared, although cheetos are the preferred snack:)

Puffs or Crunchy?

[dave lukins]

If all the men with small balls were kicked off this forum only the women would be left.

And Shamus

[Shamus]

And Shamus

Thanks Dave ...yep,just me and my wheelbarrow.....

[Officer of Engineers]

I think Debbie trains herself on a diet of Rambo films and American TV (which everyone knows is NOT meant for sentient creatures.)

You mean she eats men alive? I pull up a chair but watching porn has lost its appeal a long time ago.

[Shamus]

If all the men with small balls were kicked off this forum only the women would be left.

But if you kicked all the men in their small balls they wouldn't be small anymore and would get to stay......I think

[sappersgt]

by Tarek Morgen
first relationship: Turned goth and started to believe she was a vampire. Wanted to drink my blood...ally of it. Uh I left (i.e. ran away) shortly after that. Now I have always a small water pistol filled with holly water nearby. (Works also greats against naggering family members)

third relatuinship: Last time I saw her she attacked me with a glass bottle because (yes, the following part is true) REFUSED to beat her. I must be the first man ever who gets into a fight with his girlfriend because he does not beat her!!

I think I dated these two. The former I was actually kind of fond of. Remember the Rocky Horror Picture Show? The latter complained (loudly) that I wouldn't spank her hard enough. Sorry not my thing. I always wondered what my nosy neighbors thought though. ;)

[sappersgt]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Parihaka
Ah, a man who comes prepared, although cheetos are the preferred snack.

Puffs or Crunchy?

Flaming Hot with or without lime!

[Parihaka]

Puffs or Crunchy?

Crunchy my good man, it helps cover the sound of Astralis and Glum whimpering

[Julie]

maybe I shouldn't sell sister Debbie just yet - she still has some spunk!":

I wouldn't sell yet either, you would only net enough for a couple of six packs. Definitely save the sell for "hard times." ;)

[Julie]

Julie - this Moderator status, which apparently this Forum gave you in order to meet some sort of female requirement for equity, does not make a difference. But hey, feel free to drop the "M" bomb if it makes you feel all grown up inside.

Okay, I will and I did. :P

So you have now listed your measurements, weight, age and cup size on the thread so approximately 5300 men have access to it. Is this what you meant by sitting in front of the keyboard traveling ? I would presume so with all those stops at the free clinic you will be making with the men swooping at your door.

But, with no picture to match it to now do they? I do not get men swooping at my door, but I do get beautiful gifts in the mail from across the globe from intelligent, handsome WAB men. Do you? :)

Seems your intelligence level barometer has dropped to it's lowest level yet. I have faith however, that somehow the bottom will drop out eventually.

No it wont, it’s a food fight thread…..there is no bottom - and no rules. You get to pretend like it’s opening day in deer season. :))

[Julie]

You mean she eats men alive? I pull up a chair but watching porn has lost its appeal a long time ago.

Translation: He means his wife snatched the "appeal" out of his hands the day they got married.

[Southie]

Crunchy my good man, it helps cover the sound of Astralis and Glum whimpering

Hafta agree. Always the crunchy cheetos!!!

[Debbie]

I think Debbie trains herself on a diet of Rambo films and American TV (which everyone knows is NOT meant for sentient creatures.)

Glyn I sense your disappointment. Send Julie a gift and you will feel better.