A woman's mind

[gunnut]

A man and a woman speak about the same number of words in a day.

Man speaks all day, with different people.

Woman starts when he gets home.

[aprilfleur]

woman's mind

its actually interesting/.....try to follow a ball......no ball is getting anywhere!!!

i tried to follow at least three balls, and i see each has a pattern that it follows....seems like each ball has its own purpose or destination, some travel to longer distance than others though which are just circling around...

very interesting illustration...this shows how difficult it is to fathom a woman...and at the same time how incredible she is...imagine how a woman can have different tasks completed in her mind simultaneously?

[Kansas Bear]

Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM


Men
Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
Insert card
Dial code and desired amount
Take the cash, the card and the slip


Women
Drive to the bank
Engine stalled
Check make-up in the mirror
Apply perfume
Manually check haircut
Park the car - failure
Park the car - failure
Park the car - success
Search for the card in the handbag
Insert card, rejected by the machine
Throw phonecard back in handbag
Look for bank card
Insert card
Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
Enter code
Study instructions for 2 minutes
#Cancel#
Re-enter code
#Cancel#
Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
Enter huge amount
#Error#
Enter large amount
#Error#
Enter smaller amount
Cross fingers
Take cash
Go back to the car
Check make up in rear mirror
Look for keys in handbag
Start car
Drive 50 meters
STOP
Drive back to bank machine
Get out of the car
Take card and ticket back from machine
Go back to the car
Throw card on passenger seat
Throw slip on the floor
Check make up in rear mirror
Manually check haircut
Go into roundabout - wrong way
BRAKE!!
Go into roundabout - right way
Drive 5 kilometers
Remove hand brake
Stop at mall
Spend money
Go back to step 1

[Ray]

It is so heartening to learn that women have a mind!

ducks

[gunnut]

It is so heartening to learn that women have a mind!

ducks

Ooooh....ouch....

[snc128]

anyhow,i cant imagine a life without them.

[Julie]

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

[Defcon 6]

hey hey. i'm a girl and i don't think i'm all that complicated.

lol.

[Trooth]

Some recent work has been attempted on female logic and the concept of "sales". <- link :)

[Dreadnought]

hey hey. i'm a girl and i don't think i'm all that complicated.

lol.

Depends on what day of the week it is dont it?...LOL

[tankie]

Women have long hair for one reason only, as when they are born they have a slot at the back of the head , this is for the placement ot the cassette tape called whinge, plot, lie, conive,spread poison,and destroy , which is usually activated at the premise moment she meets the mug called man and the tape remains in constant playback

However , cant live with em , cant live without em

[Officer of Engineers]

However , cant live with em , cant live without em

"Women! Can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson, Cheers.

[T_igger_cs_30]

"Women! Can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson, Cheers.

Nut's, when were you in cheers drinking with Norm?............

And did Pat know ?

[dave lukins]

Nut's, when were you in cheers drinking with Norm?............

And did Pat know ?

Quick, very quick and no, Pat was chained to the bar!!

[gunnut]

Women, can't live with them. The end. -- Al Bundy

Women, can't live with them. Can't kill them. -- Gibbs, from True Lies.