Ask An Expert- LAND Forces.

[tankie]

Ahhhhhhhh yes , arty , the guys who never see the enemy , except their FOPs , stay warm n safe while the REAL soldiers sort it all out for ya's oops ya missed out air support and marines

PS warra ya gonna do against advancing sqd's of 1RTR who just had their party pissed on . :whome:

:tank:

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[S2]

Monash Reply

You've summarized the military art beautifully for your nephew. He is better for it.

"BTW those arty guys did a fantastic job in Abbottabad."

That's not warfare. It's killing. The target didn't dignify the effort. It's why there's a purpose for assassins.

[Officer of Engineers]

Engineers are the mother hens to everybody. We have to tell them where and when to do the 3Ss and then we have to hold their hands while taking them through minefields, cutting wire, and blowing holes in things to make doors.

And when we tell the mechies and the zipperheads not to drive over barbwire, they always wrap their axles up with the thing and then, we have to clean them up.

I swear about the only thing we don't do is we don't breast feed them and that's because no woman can put up with these crybabies.

[Albany Rifles]

All I remember the engineers doing when I was mech battalion S4 was sucking up all of my support platoon assets to haul all of their mines and fuel for their slow ass dozers.

[Officer of Engineers]

See what I mean? Engineers are such big meanies and horders. Whine. Whine. Whine.

[Doktor]

Oh well, can;t be that bad. At least you got two rookies for the latrines.

[Minskaya]

Oh well, can;t be that bad. At least you got two rookies for the latrines.

Not a problem Doktor. I wouldn't want the Colonel to soil his Underoos ;)

[Officer of Engineers]

Young Lady, I wear boxers.

[Doktor]

:slap: I thought you gonna argue about GI part.

[Officer of Engineers]

I did.

[Albany Rifles]

Did you just mention The Colonel's GI parts?

[Minskaya]

Young Lady, I wear boxers.

Done. As I tried to explain to you sir, Israelis are resourceful

[zraver]

Except he's a colonel, why are you demoting him?

[Minskaya]

Except he's a colonel, why are you demoting him?

I wouldn't dare

Operating under a policy of DLDT (Don't Look Don't Tell)

[Doktor]

The Boxers you proposed are saying Major! We are talking Ret Lt.Col here :red: