Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes

[tim52]

Don't worry, bud.

It's gotta happen sooner or later. :))

ya think so...........

[Dreadnought]

I'd pay to see him give this sermin in my country.

Actually , I would be paying to watch the women stomp his ass but good after they have heard enough. Hell, I'd even take bets on how many minutes he lasts before they go bronco and rip him to pieces!:))

[bigross86]

Well, in your case it's more hope than think... Gotta be optimistic, you know...

[YellowFever]

Yeah, listen to gross, Tim.

He's the resident expert in this field.

He's been wanting to have his chastity corrupted for years and years...especially by a real live woman.

[bigross86]

And then, years ago, I hit puberty, and what do you know, I got corrupted!

YellowBelly, I recommend it. Honestly, a real live woman is so much better than that blow up sheep you're using now. (I'm pretty sure, anyway. I never used the sheep option, so I can't say for sure)

[1980s]

The thing is tho , just how many morons will believe him .

(I posted this before in another thread as i didnt notice before that this topic was being discussed by itself)

Unfortunately this news report wasnt an exaggeration either about the 'seniority' of the cleric or the content of the sermon. He is a regular Friday prayers leader in Tehran and often delivers fanatical/inflammatory speeches. I know that most people here wont understand Persian but just to give you an example of who he is here is the sermon he gave regarding 'promiscuous women' and earthquakes:



I dont know how many of those in attendance would have taken this sermon seriously but the fact that he even gave it is bad enough and is a reflection of the sad state that Iran is in today under the Islamic regime.

[troung]

Don't see what the big issue here is.

Earthquakes are God's wrath on society for allowing unchaste women to exist.

[tankie]

Don't see what the big issue here is.

Earthquakes are God's wrath on society for allowing unchaste women to exist.

Ah well , bring on the earthquakes , at least us boys will be satiated

[bigross86]

Hell, an earthquake just adds another shakin' vibration to an already rocking and bopping experience.

[Tarek Morgen]

Apparrantly in response to these claims a woman has organized a world wide "boobquake" to take place today, calling to all women to wear revealing clothing. If his claim is true we should all feel an increase in seismic activities. Details here:

http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-na...-my-*****.html

and here:

Blag Hag: And the boobquake experiment has begun...

[bigross86]

Dude, go to the Facebook Event page. All the girls are putting up pics of themselves wearing shirts with lots of cleavage.

<Thumbs Up> Like!

[antimony]

Seems they don't really need nukes when they can dress there women up like a bunch of Essex girls and send em to the Great Satan or wherever and have the earth shake and everything crumble.

Persian hotties dressed up as Essex girls sent to the Great Satan, all in a bid to have heavenly earthquakes and whatever rain down ???

I propose Seattle as a first pilot for this experiment. I can even propose my condo as a place to "gather" and "plan"

Last minute Edit: Umm, lets use someone else's house the the "planning sessions" as the missus might not take this too kindly

[Officer of Engineers]

Last minute Edit: Umm, lets use someone else's house the the "planning sessions" as the missus might not take this too kindly

Do you think the consequences would be any less severe if your HRH of House found out that you attended such a planning session?

My dog house ain't that bomb proof.

[antimony]

Do you think the consequences would be any less severe if your HRH of House found out that you attended such a planning session?

My dog house ain't that bomb proof.

Col,

I have a foolproof plan. I plan to be disguised as this guy.


No doubt the virtuous Persian hotties disguised as promiscuous Essex Girls would drag me inside the designated "Op Center" and shed any last vestige of modesty in an effort to bring down hell fire quicker. Maybe, who knows, they would even indulge in activities which cause earthquakes

At which point I reveal my true identity of being the "local planning coordinator" and carry out my "mission";)

At least that's the plan

[Officer of Engineers]

Here we are gathered today to pay homage to antimony, last seen with a smile on his face ... before his wife tore him into the little pieces that we pay homage today.

PS. Dibs on his car.