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    "The little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is
    Politics?"
    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
    way:
    I´m the head of the family, so call me The president.
    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so
    we´ll call her the Government.
    We´re here to take care of your needs, so we´ll call
    you the People.
    The nanny, we´ll consider her the Working Class.
    And your baby brother, we´ll call him the Future.
    Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
    Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so
    he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
    severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to
    his parent´s room and finds his mother sound asleep.
    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny´s room.
    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
    sees his dad in bed with the nanny. He gives up and
    goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say´s to his father,
    "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
    now."
    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words
    what do you think of politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the
    Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
    The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep
    ****.
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