Happy Jew Year 5774

[bigross86]

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, our white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, plumber and the Internal Revenue.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.

May you be blessed with every happiness, great health, peace and much love during the next year and all those that follow.

Happy Jew Year, to all the WABbers out there! Shana Tova!

[lemontree]

Wish you the same my friend.

[anil]

I found this funny because 5774 is an easy number to remember. It reminded me how different religions calculate time differently. For eg just check out the below system:

In vedic cosmology, the universe is created and destroyed over and over again. A vedic universe lives for 4.32 billion years and then it pauses for another 4.32 billion years before it is created back again. 8.64 billions years is called one brahma day. 311 trillion, 40 billion years is the lifetime of one brahma. 50 x 311 trillion, 40 billion years have already elapsed. Each brahma creates and destroys 36500 universes in his lifetime. The current universe is no 1825000th. The current year of this universe is 120533113. It is in the middle of kali yuga(age of demon kali or age of destruction). This age will not end for another 426887 years.

Absolute mind fuck it is

[SajeevJino]

Happy Shana Tova to all My Jewish Friends

[JAD_333]

Man, how the years fly by. Happy New Year, Ben.

[Parihaka]

And any other celebrations we should know about Ben ?/??:Dancing-Banana::danc::tankie::mocan:

[Doktor]

No sex in the forthcoming year, Ben?

Well, Happy to you, too.

[bigross86]

And any other celebrations we should know about Ben ?/??:Dancing-Banana::danc::tankie::mocan:

Yup, Pari has got it right, a short while ago (earlier today) I proposed to my girlfriend, and shockingly enough, she actually said yes! How's that for starting the new year off with a bang?

[Officer of Engineers]

A new slave has been purchased.

[Officer of Engineers]

No sex in the forthcoming year, Ben?

Well, Happy to you, too.

A little while to go but you ain't far off.

[Parihaka]

Ben, again congrats and as far as I can see her only failing is she's in love with you

[S2]

"...a short while ago (earlier today) I proposed to my girlfriend, and shockingly enough, she actually said yes...!"

Too cool! That's very positive, wonderful news from you, Ben. Congratulations to both of you and many happy wishes.

OH! She can make good sammiches, right?;)

[Albany Rifles]

Ben, outpunted your coverage!!!

God Bless her and you are too lucky!

[Gun Grape]

Congrats Ben.

It won't be long before the "Molding" process begins.

Where she tries to change you from the person you are to the person she wants as a husband. Some days you will wish you were back in Lebanon.

How long does this process last? Well I've been married 23 years. I'll let you know as soon as my better half stops.

[dave lukins]

Many Congratulations to you both :danc: