What would you put on your Tombstone?

[Exarecr]

Just finished watching another Leaf loss so naturally I got to thinking about death and dispair and suddenly realized my tumbstone should reflect my dismal support for a team that likely cost me a few years off the live long and prosper meter. In one sentence or less give us a peek. I.m going with.......................This year the Cup....and I slept right through it!

[glyn]

A Tumbstone sounds far more entertaining than a tombstone.:)

[Exarecr]

Rather dumb of me but hell, i,m a flustered Leaf fan.

[HistoricalDavid]

He gave what little he had
To build a house for fools and mad
And showed by one satiric touch
That no nation needed it so much

[Exarecr]

Such a cruel bunch. Didn,t realize a boo-boo would merit such poetic concern. Just for that I am going to spell colour,color.

[Gun Grape]

Pepperoni, Mushrooms, jalapeño peppers and extra cheese.

But tombstone pizzas are really bad.

[gunnut]

But tombstone pizzas are really bad.

Bad as in they're so good that you can't stop eating them and they make you gain weight bad? Or bad as in this pizza sucks more than a Hoover on steroids operated by Monica Lewinski bad?

[Gun Grape]

Or bad as in this pizza sucks more than a Hoover on steroids operated by Monica Lewinski bad?

Thats the one:))

[gunnut]

Thats the one:))

Ah...OK. I will try my best not to eat one.

I personally like Round Table pizza. Montegue's all meat marvel....mmmmm

[Trooth]

My tombstone would probably have to reflect the eco-political climate of the mid 21st Century (when i am likely to pop my clogs) and my desire to be left in peace.

"There is no oil down here.".

[glyn]

My tombstone would probably have to reflect the eco-political climate of the mid 21st Century (when i am likely to pop my clogs) and my desire to be left in peace.

"There is no oil down here.".

Spike Milligan chose 'See, I told you I wasn't feeling very well'.

[dave lukins]

"So, a second Opinion is out then!!"

[gunnut]

I still haven't figured out what I want on my tombstone. But I have figured out what music I want at my funeral.

"Another One Bites The Dust"

Hey, it's a funeral, someone has to cheer up the crowd.

[wkllaw]

I want on my tombstone to say,

"if you damage my grave, I'll haunt you for the rest of your life and give you bad luck."

[Feanor]

"Out for lunch"