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The Democratic Presidential Candidate Debates Drinking Game!
- Take a sip every time Howard Dean calls George Bush the enemy
- Take a sip every time another candidate calls Howard Dean the enemy
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his Confederate Flag statement
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his Saddam-has-not-made-us-safer comment
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his sealed Vermont records
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his temper
- Drink an entire case every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for being
- Take a sip every time John Kerry changes his mind over whether or not he supports the war in Iraq
- Take a sip every time Wesley Clark changes his mind over whether or not he would have supported the war in Iraq
- Take a sip every time Howard Dean declares he was the "only candidate" against the war in Iraq
- Take a sip every time somebody says the words, "I support the troops, but..."
- Take a sip every time somebody says the words, "I supported the war, but..."
- Heck, take a sip every time somebody says the word "but".
- Take a sip every time somebody uses the words "Saddam Hussein" and "distraction" in the same sentence
- Take a sip every time somebody uses the words "UN" and "Iraq" in the same sentence
- Take a gulp every time a candidate mentions his website
- Take another if it's Dennis Kucinich
- Take a sip every time somebody says the words "Al Gore", "recount", or "popular vote"
- Take a sip every time somebody says the phrase "get rid of George Bush"
- Take a sip every time somebody says the phrase "Bush tax cuts"
- Take a sip every time John Kerry says the word "Vietnam"
- Take a sip every time Joe Lieberman says the words "Howard Dean"
- Take a sip every time Dick Gephart says the words "miserable failure"
- Take a sip every time Wesley Clark says the words "maybe", "possibly", or "probably"
- Take a sip every time Joe Lieberman forgets he's running for the Democratic nomination, not the Republican one
- Take a sip every time Carol Moseley Braun or Al Sharpton don't realize they have no more chance of winning than I do (that is, take a sip every time they say something)
- Take a sip every time a candidate you've never heard of says anything (Dennis Kucinich)
- Take a sip every time Howard Dean calls George Bush the enemy
- Take a sip every time another candidate calls Howard Dean the enemy
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his Confederate Flag statement
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his Saddam-has-not-made-us-safer comment
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his sealed Vermont records
- Take a gulp every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for his temper
- Drink an entire case every time a candidate makes fun of Howard Dean for being
- Take a sip every time John Kerry changes his mind over whether or not he supports the war in Iraq
- Take a sip every time Wesley Clark changes his mind over whether or not he would have supported the war in Iraq
- Take a sip every time Howard Dean declares he was the "only candidate" against the war in Iraq
- Take a sip every time somebody says the words, "I support the troops, but..."
- Take a sip every time somebody says the words, "I supported the war, but..."
- Heck, take a sip every time somebody says the word "but".
- Take a sip every time somebody uses the words "Saddam Hussein" and "distraction" in the same sentence
- Take a sip every time somebody uses the words "UN" and "Iraq" in the same sentence
- Take a gulp every time a candidate mentions his website
- Take another if it's Dennis Kucinich
- Take a sip every time somebody says the words "Al Gore", "recount", or "popular vote"
- Take a sip every time somebody says the phrase "get rid of George Bush"
- Take a sip every time somebody says the phrase "Bush tax cuts"
- Take a sip every time John Kerry says the word "Vietnam"
- Take a sip every time Joe Lieberman says the words "Howard Dean"
- Take a sip every time Dick Gephart says the words "miserable failure"
- Take a sip every time Wesley Clark says the words "maybe", "possibly", or "probably"
- Take a sip every time Joe Lieberman forgets he's running for the Democratic nomination, not the Republican one
- Take a sip every time Carol Moseley Braun or Al Sharpton don't realize they have no more chance of winning than I do (that is, take a sip every time they say something)
- Take a sip every time a candidate you've never heard of says anything (Dennis Kucinich)
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