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    Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000
    Malfunctioning penile implant is painful and can't be removed
    The Associated Press


    Updated: 7:07 p.m. CT June 23, 2006
    PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

    Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

    But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

    In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.

    "I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."

    A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.


    The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.

    Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

    Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.

    The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.

    Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

    Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.



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  • #2
    So what man in his right mind would think that implanting a chunk of metal in his winkie would be a good idea?
    "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

    "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

    "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

    "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

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    • #3
      It would be a very strange experience to be a member on one of the juries in this case.

      I'm not a physican, but I don't see why they can't put this elderly man with a terminal hard-on under local anasthesia and just loosen the springs in his implant. At least Viagra stopped this from becoming more widespread.

      I'm sure the grandkids will understand when they get older, bet he wears very loose pants and has learned how to tune out all his friends.
      "Prozac Nation moves along at the speed of a Norwegian glacier, yet it provides the observer with nowhere near the pleasure."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TopHatsLiberal
        So what man in his right mind would think that implanting a chunk of metal in his winkie would be a good idea?
        Probably a man that wanted to satisfy his woman. Assuming this guy had a woman. That article sure didn't mention what that guy was going to use his robo-johnson for.
        “He was the most prodigious personification of all human inferiorities. He was an utterly incapable, unadapted, irresponsible, psychopathic personality, full of empty, infantile fantasies, but cursed with the keen intuition of a rat or a guttersnipe. He represented the shadow, the inferior part of everybody’s personality, in an overwhelming degree, and this was another reason why they fell for him.”

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        • #5
          Originally posted by TopHatter
          Probably a man that wanted to satisfy his woman. Assuming this guy had a woman. That article sure didn't mention what that guy was going to use his robo-johnson for.
          Nah. I'd be too afraid that he'd have scooted his feet across the carpet and I'd end up getting shocked from the static or something.

          What about during a lightening storm - would this pose an extra risk?

          He'd set off the alarms at every screening point in the airport and have to explain that everytime - and who would believe it?

          All that metal could interfere with his cell phone reception too.

          But I bet he gets good reception on his TV...that's a plus!
          "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

          "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

          "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

          "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

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          • #6
            Okay, I really don't want to think about this anymore. Can we delete this thread? And erase my memory? The whole idea is simply too disturbing.
            I enjoy being wrong too much to change my mind.

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            • #7
              So how come when people have metal pins screwed into their bones (and into their winkies) the metal does not rust? Could we use this on lawn furniture instead of the typical metal so that never rusted I wonder?
              "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

              "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

              "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

              "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TopHatsLiberal
                So how come when people have metal pins screwed into their bones (and into their winkies) the metal does not rust?
                "Stainless steel" ;)
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TopHatsLiberal
                  So how come when people have metal pins screwed into their bones (and into their winkies) the metal does not rust? Could we use this on lawn furniture instead of the typical metal so that never rusted I wonder?
                  Actually they use stainless steel, gold, silver and titanium which are rust proof.
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                  • #10
                    Oh. Makes sense. Now I understand why lawn furniture is not made from this.


                    A gold patio set would not really be worth it.
                    "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

                    "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

                    "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

                    "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

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                    • #11
                      Great chap.

                      When he is impotent he cries for a hard on, which he gets.

                      And been given a hard on, he now gets money!

                      Heads I win, Tails you Lose.

                      Malfunctioning?

                      Why is it a sail on a boat that catches the wind?
                      Last edited by Ray; 17 Jul 06,, 08:16.


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ray
                        Why is it a sail on a boat that catches the wind?
                        How many roads must a man walk down
                        Before they call him a man?
                        How many seas must a white dove sail
                        Before she sleeps in the sand?
                        How many times must the cannon balls fly
                        Before theyre forever banned?

                        The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind
                        The answer is blowin in the wind.
                        "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."-Sholem Asch

                        "I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures."-Earl Warren

                        "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."-Nancy Reagan, when asked a political question at a "Just Say No" rally

                        "He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules."-Earl Butz, on the Pope's attitude toward birth control

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