Canadian Liberal, Conservative, or AB?

Subject: Are you a Canadian Federal Liberal, Federal Conservative or an Alberta
Conservative?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt .45 Automatic, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do??

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Federal Liberal's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does
the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society
and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so
deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Federal Conservative's Answer:

BANG!


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Alberta Conservative's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Reload), BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Parihaka]

LMAO, Federal Conservative, I would be an Alberta Conservative but her indoors would have told me off more than this one did, so BANG, and Sssshhhhh to the kids.