The Korean Dilemma

[Monash]

I do have my first eye appt since Hurricane Michael next month.

But, its that old Jarhead in me. Who could stay away from a woman that dangerous?

Anyone with common sense!

Oh, sorry I forgot were a marine. Forget I said anything. :smile:

 

[Monash]

Seriously though, what man in his right mind would want to be with her? You couldn't even approach her and ask if she would like to 'go out' without risking being tied to an anti-aircraft gun the next day after hours of beatings (if the answer was no). And if she takes a liking to you? Congrats you have no say in the matter after that. And after that? The first time you leave the toilet seat up its off to a labor camp (if your lucky)!

 

[Amled]

...not to forget when she tells you that she wants you to meet her family!

 

[Gun Grape]

Seriously though, what man in his right mind would want to be with her? You couldn't even approach her and ask if she would like to 'go out' without risking being tied to an anti-aircraft gun the next day after hours of beatings (if the answer was no). And if she takes a liking to you? Congrats you have no say in the matter after that. And after that? The first time you leave the toilet seat up its off to a labor camp (if your lucky)!

Think of the scene in Mr and Mrs Smith where they come home, try really hard to kill each other then have wild sex.

Supposedly she is married, to the son of NKs #2 man Choe Ryong-hae and has 2 children.

I could tame her

 

[Monash]

Think of the scene in Mr and Mrs Smith where they come home, try really hard to kill each other then have wild sex.

Supposedly she is married, to the son of NKs #2 man Choe Ryong-hae and has 2 children.

I could tame her

Oh well I admire your optimism at least.

 

[Amled]

...I could tame her

Browning said it very well:
A person reach should exceed their grasp!:wink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVw9OwIh4h8

…that said a mental picture intrudes.
A man hogtied over the barrel of a cannon, crying out:
“All right I’ll do the dishes!!!”:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[tbm3fan]

i could tame her

LMAO :biggrin:

 

[Gun Grape]

LMAO :biggrin:

Confidence . Its a Marine thing

 

[tbm3fan]

Confidence . Its a Marine thing

That is certainly better than thick as a brick...

 

[Officer of Engineers]

Confidence . Its a Marine thing

My 2 Brigade DCO was a USMC Col on Officer Exchange. He was never this suicidal.

 

[Albany Rifles]

Seriously though, what man in his right mind would want to be with her? You couldn't even approach her and ask if she would like to 'go out' without risking being tied to an anti-aircraft gun the next day after hours of beatings (if the answer was no). And if she takes a liking to you? Congrats you have no say in the matter after that. And after that? The first time you leave the toilet seat up its off to a labor camp (if your lucky)!

Kind of like dating Taylor Swift!

 

[Albany Rifles]

Confidence . Its a Marine thing

So is brute strength & ignorance!

 

[tbm3fan]

So is brute strength & ignorance!

Like this? Now who are we to doubt GG. Although I'd think he'd more more dead if his wife knew.

 

[Gun Grape]

Like this? Now who are we to doubt GG. Although I'd think he'd more more dead if his wife knew.

Exactly, I can handle 1 crazy Korean woman but wouldn't stand a chance with 2.

Kind of like dating Taylor Swift!

I stay away from crazy girls that have cats

So is brute strength & ignorance!

Marine= Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected :tongue:


Or "It may kill me but it would be a heck of a ride"

 

[Gun Grape]

And for those that wonder if I just called my wife crazy, Yes I did.

She must be. She has put up with me for over 31 years

 

[Monash]

Don't worry. Any of us who are still married were thinking it, we just didn't say it.

 

[Albany Rifles]

And for those that wonder if I just called my wife crazy, Yes I did.

She must be. She has put up with me for over 31 years

A lot of that going around Gunny. I'm at 33.

And my standard safety briefing when I was a commander..."Neither add nor subtract to the world population this weekend."

 

[Gun Grape]

What!!! Have you had cataract surgery yet? It's time...

Eye exam last week. Everything fine.

And she is still the hottest thing on the planet

 

[tbm3fan]

Eye exam last week. Everything fine.

And she is still the hottest thing on the planet

Then great news on both counts...

 

[tbm3fan]

He is toast. The impeachment requires a 2/3 approval and they might get unanimous on Saturday. The President committed seppuku.