death of a mouse

bonehead said:
Well, I signed the mouse's donor card so to speak. Some tech weenie friend of mine is going to do something with the blue laser it had.
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I applaud your civic mindedness. Someday a robot with a blue laser will knock on your door and when you appear will throw open its arms and call out, "dad, it's me!."
 
Or kill you closer to the end so you can live your miserable puny human life just that much longer
 
JAD_333 said:
I applaud your civic mindedness. Someday a robot with a blue laser will knock on your door and when you appear will throw open its arms and call out, "dad, it's me!."
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Hey, I donated a "LASER" not semen.
 
bigross86 said:
Or kill you closer to the end so you can live your miserable puny human life just that much longer
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I do recall the word "phaser" and "star trek" in the conversation. I guess I might have to alter an extension cord to make one of those ferengi whip things for self defense. As a saving grace at least I didn't die with a mouse up my ass.
 
Semen, mouse inserted, Ferengi whip things, suggestions of inappropriate robot-human relations.

Before you know it, it all ends in a sordid affair at a dark alley where someone dressed as a Klingon is taking diabolical liberties with your body.

:insane: :insane:

I remind everyone of Federation directive #6536, concerning posting messages on a forum after googling for star trek porn. AGAIN.:mad:
 
FJV said:
Semen, mouse inserted, Ferengi whip things, suggestions of inappropriate robot-human relations.

Before you know it, it all ends in a sordid affair at a dark alley where someone dressed as a Klingon is taking diabolical liberties with your body.

:insane: :insane:



I remind everyone of Federation directive #6536, concerning posting messages on a forum after googling for star trek porn. AGAIN.:mad:
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I saw the green chick Kirk had when I was young and impressionable. Back in the days when TV's were huge and bulky and mice were little hairy rodents. I may have learned to read via a stack of playboys I found in the basement but it was Star Trek that gave me imagination. I so wanted to use that Vulcan nerve pinch on prom night. Would have saved me a bundle.
 
I have a wireless mouse and keyboard. But my setup is a large touch-screen computer. It's like having a giant iPad. Using the virtual keyboard and a stylus, I rarely even use the keyboard/mouse anymore.
 
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I've got a 15.6" laptop that is for school and travel, and a souped-up 17.4" laptop connected to an extra external screen as a home computer. That extra external screen at the moment happens to be a 32" LG LCD television. Makes it more fun to watch movies, don'tchaknow :biggrin:
 
Hi just been reading you thread on mice. Have not used on since 1996 when I heard about tablets. now I have a Wacom Intros and find I can use the pen for as long as I like with no cramping. If you've never tried a tablet you are really missing out. The Wacom do not use batteries like some of the cheaper makes and they are expensive but worth it. It's an option.
John the pom
 
I would like to recommend you Logitech mouse, It's performance is pretty good and also very reliable.
 
bonehead said:
My mouse went belly up today. The wheel fell off a few weeks ago and now the laser tracking is kaput. I should have known better than to get something with Microsoft on it. So any recommendations for a new mouse?
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Microsoft mouse is not of good quality or what?
 
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