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  • #16
    That line from Mallrats is one of my favorites: "FLY FATASS FLY!"

    Let's see what else (from Clerks this time...)

    "Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal"

    "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

    [Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?

    Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
    'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
    Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
    'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy...
    'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
    Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
    Supporting or defending Donald Trump is such an unforgivable moral failing that it calls every bit of your judgement and character into question. Nothing about you should be trusted if you can look at this man and find redeemable value

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TopHatter
      Benny, I'd trade you in a heartbeat for Marilyn :LOL
      Aww, gee, thankx.
      Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

      Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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      • #18
        Sorry, just no comparison there :D
        Supporting or defending Donald Trump is such an unforgivable moral failing that it calls every bit of your judgement and character into question. Nothing about you should be trusted if you can look at this man and find redeemable value

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        • #19
          More of Marilyn :dbanana
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          Supporting or defending Donald Trump is such an unforgivable moral failing that it calls every bit of your judgement and character into question. Nothing about you should be trusted if you can look at this man and find redeemable value

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          • #20
            Dude, she looks really old.
            "Every man has his weakness. Mine was always just cigarettes."

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            • #21
              dude, thats ok :roll
              A grain of wheat eclipsed the sun of Adam !!

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              • #22
                Well Ironman, you're a bit young for her.
                I, on the other hand, think she's simply amazing :wub
                Supporting or defending Donald Trump is such an unforgivable moral failing that it calls every bit of your judgement and character into question. Nothing about you should be trusted if you can look at this man and find redeemable value

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