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    At risk of offending some here...

    At the link below you may see some amusing results from a Google search on recent news on the subject of:
    "Florida man"

    https://www.google.com/search?q=flor...e=lnms&tbm=nws
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    Florida man tells cops he didn't drink while driving,
    only at stop signs


    INDIAN COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) - Now, we all know "drinking and driving" is a criminal offense, but what if your car is in stationary? Can you still have a few sips?

    No. No, you can't.

    Earle Stevens Jr. of Vero Beach learned this the hard way last month.

    The 69-year-old was pulled over at a McDonald's drive-thru on June 27 after a woman said a vehicle behind her kept hitting her rear bumper.

    According to TCPalm, Stevens said he’s never had a valid Florida driver's license and deputies noticed an open bottle of liquor in the passenger seat of his car. Deputies said Stevens smelled of alcohol and said he felt "pretty good."

    He also told deputies he was drinking Jim Beam bourbon from the bottle found in the passenger seat, then gave arguably the worst (or best) excuse ever.

    “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,” the arrest affidavit states.

    Once in custody, Stevens blew a blood alcohol content reading of 0.153 and 0.147, which is above the 0.08 legal limit.

    Stevens said he’d had two earlier DUI charges from Missouri.
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    • #3
      Damn.
      I'm heading to Florida for a couple of weeks ...
      Trust me?
      I'm an economist!

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      • #4
        Waiting for Gunny to make an appearance!
        “Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”
        Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Isn't the guy correct technically when he says that he drank only at traffic signals and stop signs? Lol.
          Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JRT View Post
            At the link below you may see some amusing results from a Google search on recent news on the subject of:
            "Florida man"
            Haha, i think you have started something completely diabolical : D

            https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/s...r-with-tractor

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            • #7
              Watch out for Florida man

              Last edited by Double Edge; 12 Jul 18,, 22:01.

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              • #8
                It's a meme



                Documentary too : D

                Here's to FLORIDA MAN : D

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                • #9
                  The more you tax something, the less economic activity is produced. And economic activity is what attracts people who want to improve their lives.

                  Even Florida Man is smart enough to figure that one out
                  http://www.orlandosentinel.com/opini...709-story.html

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Albany Rifles View Post
                    Waiting for Gunny to make an appearance!
                    These are examples of why we are known as FloriDUHH

                    And, for everyones info I am a transplant, not a native Floridian
                    Human Scum. Proud Never Trumper

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                    • #11
                      Fugative Florida man found naked in New York chicken coop

                      June 06, 2019
                      Bradenton Herald

                      A 25-year-old Sarasota, Florida man is facing multiple charges after a bizarre series of events in Kirkwood, New York on Tuesday.

                      Sarasota resident John Mehne faces charges of criminal possession of stolen property and cruelty to animals after a seven-hour manhunt stemming from Mehen crashing a stolen vehicle. The search ended with officers finding Mehne naked inside a chicken coop.

                      According to a WFLA report from the Associated Press, New York State Police say he crashed a stolen Audi A5 on Interstate 81 — a vehicle he stole in Florida.

                      That was the first event of a long series of strange events.

                      According to Spectrum News, Mehne attempted to jump into the back of a passing pickup truck following the crash, but failed. He then fled into the woods where he wound up in his first chicken coop and was seen by the homeowner killing chickens.

                      When confronted, Mehne allegedly picked up an ax and chased off the homeowner, stole an ATV and drove about two miles down the road where he broke into a home and killed a dog.

                      Mehne fled that scene and police eventually caught up to Mehne when he was seen naked in the second chicken coop.

                      He was arraigned Wednesday and remained in jail without bond. Police had little more to offer as to Mehne’s intent or state of mind as he refused to speak without a lawyer present.

                      https://www.bradenton.com/news/local...231250518.html

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                      • #12
                        Introducing......drum roll.... TAMPA MAN

                        A Tampa man reported an income of $18,497. The IRS sent him a refund check for $980,000 | Tampa Bay Times | Feb 13 2019

                        The IRS has seized a Lexus and $919,251 from a Tampa man who got a $980,000 refund after filing a tax return that falsely showed $1 million in federal income tax withholding.
                        Ah, he nearly got away...

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                        • #13
                          French Florida man living in Palaiseau, a suburb of Paris:
                          (homme de Floride française ???)



                          Note that he is a school teacher, with students ages 6 and up, and has been disallowed from teaching kindegarden because his tattoos and other modifications were scaring the kids.
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                          • #14
                            The high school teacher across the street from me tells the story of how schools are coping with COVID-19: very, very badly.
                            • Two students stop showing up.
                            • Teacher emails parents, who say the kids (unrelated) are home with COVID, and the school has been informed.
                            • School did not bother to tell the kids' teachers.
                            • One teacher tests positive from this incident.

                            I think the school admin qualifies as Florida (Wo)Man.
                            Trust me?
                            I'm an economist!

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