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I never knew such kind of a site existed until a few days ago. Please take it lightly.
India:
India, the world's biggest democrazy, is an Asian mishmash composed of dirt, swamp, sparks, haze, spice, mind, ignorance, enlightenment, bliss, discrimination and egos all wrapped tightly in the void. It is an ancient conch-shell shaped land-mass surrounded by Pakistan to the West, Bangladesh to the East, China to the North East, Nepal to the North, Sri Lanka to the South, the Bay of Bengal to the West, with the smog below, the dead ancestors above, and which is directly accessible from most anywhere by foot.
India is a land which prides itself in philosophical diversity and raging debates. Many religions coexist in India, the foremost being Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism, Sikhism, Guru Maharajism, Yogism, Richism, Poorism, Beggarism, and even Terrorism. Although diverse, all these Indian religions have the same problem, e.g. God is dead.
India is a land which prides itself in philosophical diversity and raging debates. Many religions coexist in India, the foremost being Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism, Sikhism, Guru Maharajism, Yogism, Richism, Poorism, Beggarism, and even Terrorism. Although diverse, all these Indian religions have the same problem, e.g. God is dead.
The United States of America is the name of the world's largest British colony. Covering about 40% of the North American continent (and constituting the sole part of it that is cared about), it is known primarily for its greasy food. In fact, a few years ago during the reign of Emperor Bush, several laws were passed that made the national religion hamburgers and ignorance. In fact, only 2% of the American population have a visa and these people are either actual legal Mexicans or deranged scientists looking for the lost city of Stupidville. In fact, it has been estimated that only 1% of all Americans can actually spell Arrmeriker.
“If I were a country, I'd be Pakistan. I don't give a dandy's petal. Bitch.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pakistan
“A country that has never been sincere to the United States, is mired in religious fundamentalism, boasts nuclear capability, and actively seeks to destabilize others in the region.”
~ Jimmy Carter on the State of Israel
“Silly neighbour, are you going to carry that load all by yourself? Here, let me help you with that.”
~ Pakistan on Afghanistan's internal affairs
Islāmī Jumhūrī-ye Pākistān, a country of the terrorists by the terrorists for the terrorists, is a mega-state in South Asia that alternates between semi-parliamentary democracy and dictatorship-by-generals-in-sunglasses with fixed regularity. Much like its independence from the British and partition from India in 1947, it will deliberately do the exact opposite of what it is asked by others. It has a history of ancient civilizations, but records are only kept for Muslim conquests. It ranks highly in United Nations indexes for Least Predictable and World's Worst Neighbour. Pakistan is a survivor in the Beyoncé vein. It soldiers through earthquakes, floods, terrorist attacks and Asif Ali Zardari, only to pursue its own universally popular interests in the region undistracted. Following the End of the World, Pakistan will be the last country standing. It is eternally at war with India where people from both the countries tell each other Your mom jokes and try to win.
~ Oscar Wilde on Pakistan
“A country that has never been sincere to the United States, is mired in religious fundamentalism, boasts nuclear capability, and actively seeks to destabilize others in the region.”
~ Jimmy Carter on the State of Israel
“Silly neighbour, are you going to carry that load all by yourself? Here, let me help you with that.”
~ Pakistan on Afghanistan's internal affairs
Islāmī Jumhūrī-ye Pākistān, a country of the terrorists by the terrorists for the terrorists, is a mega-state in South Asia that alternates between semi-parliamentary democracy and dictatorship-by-generals-in-sunglasses with fixed regularity. Much like its independence from the British and partition from India in 1947, it will deliberately do the exact opposite of what it is asked by others. It has a history of ancient civilizations, but records are only kept for Muslim conquests. It ranks highly in United Nations indexes for Least Predictable and World's Worst Neighbour. Pakistan is a survivor in the Beyoncé vein. It soldiers through earthquakes, floods, terrorist attacks and Asif Ali Zardari, only to pursue its own universally popular interests in the region undistracted. Following the End of the World, Pakistan will be the last country standing. It is eternally at war with India where people from both the countries tell each other Your mom jokes and try to win.
Jewtopia or otherwise known by its official name, The Schmenklic Empire of Jewistan (Hebrew: ישראל, Yiddish: יאעסרעאעעייל, English: The Kike Reich. American: Foreign Aid Black Hole, Arabic: Palestine) is the only gay nightclub in the Middle East, run by Vin Diesel. It is commonly referred to as "the friendliest place on Earth" and is well known for the army-techno outfit of its bouncers. It is in fact so popular that a number of entrances are required to co-ordinate the club-goers. The dress code, through a stroke of trendy genius, comprises of sandals and a Yamulka as the only requirement. These are known as checkpoints, and the queues are especially long on the side of the Philistines, few of whom are admitted to the established arts venue.
The People's Republic of China (PRC; in Simplified Chinese, 中国共产党一党专政人民不可当家作主共和国, Traditional Chinese: 中國共產黨領導多黨合作制下華夏人民不便當家作主的共和國; in Hanyu Pinyin, Zhōngguó Gòngchǎndǎng Yīdǎng Zhuānzhèng Rénmín Bùkakke Dāngjiā Rénmín Zuòzhǔ Gònghéguó ("The Land of Bird Flu"); or in Overly Simplified Chinese: You order? Fiteen minute) is a pivotal support mechanism for the United States retail industry. It is known as "birth place of everything," as everything was invented in China first, including paper, television, internet, bad driving, and America's debt. You name it, they invented it.
Great Britain, also known as Europe, is a country lying north of Africa and Antarctica (roughly 3000 miles south-north of New York) which is part of the province of England. It is the largest country in the region and is often mistaken for less important countries, kingdoms, and municipalities such as Ireland, Whales and London [citation needed]. It is widely known for its quirky natives and imperialistic tendencies.
The region is considered by outsiders to be bafflingly confusing, especially in regards to the status of the locations. For instance, non-Europeans might get called a "snarky bugger"[1] for not knowing that Ireland is a separate island from Great Britain. Similarly, a young corker from East Hamfordshire might look down upon, say, an American for confusing England and the United Kingdom, and that American might be referred to as a "blooming git" by that chap from East Hamfordshire.
The region is considered by outsiders to be bafflingly confusing, especially in regards to the status of the locations. For instance, non-Europeans might get called a "snarky bugger"[1] for not knowing that Ireland is a separate island from Great Britain. Similarly, a young corker from East Hamfordshire might look down upon, say, an American for confusing England and the United Kingdom, and that American might be referred to as a "blooming git" by that chap from East Hamfordshire.
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