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  • Oracle
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  • DOR
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    Remember ...
    After changing your clocks on Saturday, change your leaders on Tuesday...

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  • JRT
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    A big fat orange Holloween Don-O-Lantern

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    That reminds me... Be sure to throw out your fat orange Halloween pumpkin soon, before the moldy rotting fetid stench permeates any more valuable things of substance.
    Last edited by JRT; 29 Oct 20,, 19:51.

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  • DOR
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    An Israeli doctor says,
    “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in six weeks, he's looking for work."


    The German doctor says:

    "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in four weeks, he's looking for work."


    The Russian doctor says:

    "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in two weeks he's looking for work."




    The American doctor laughs:

    "You are all behind us. Three years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him president.

    Now, the whole country is looking for work






















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  • Double Edge
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    Souvenir from our latest standoff



    Last one was all action, we were stoning each other.

    This one here's more musical.

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  • Double Edge
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    More REMiii....



    Only the musical wails of a bagpipe could properly orchestrate this madness.

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  • Double Edge
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    ^Think that was tough ? watch this guy go to work

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  • DOR
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    You think you've got a tough job?

    Xi'an, China, ca. 2014.
    Factory installed aircon.
    User-installed sat nav.
    Manual transmission.
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  • Double Edge
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    Everyday COVID check.
    At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
    if you can smell, you are not affected ..
    then pour it in in a glass tumbler..
    Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not affected.

    Dr Johnny Walker

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  • Double Edge
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    Which one is your fav?

    Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

    Askhole : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

    Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

    Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place.

    Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

    Cellfish: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

    Textpectation :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

    Carcolepsy:The inability to stay awake and alert in anything that moves like car, train, plane and bus.

    Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

    Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.

    Credit: Unknown.

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  • Oracle
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    LOLOLOLOL!

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  • Double Edge
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    The insults you attract if you say anything positive about the govt.

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  • DOR
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    Fdr
    hst
    dde
    jfk
    lbj
    rmn
    grf
    jec
    rwr
    ghwb
    wjc
    gwb
    bho
    ... Wtf

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  • Double Edge
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    An Icelander discovers India

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    The various stages of Modi Derangement Syndrome (MDS)

    Stage1: BJP IT Cell

    Stage2: Bhakt

    Stage3: Sanghi/Half Nicker/RSS Agent

    Stage4: Andh Bhakt

    Stage 5: Godi Media

    Stage 6- 'Gaumutra' jibes from 'Pappu Mutra' consumers

    Stage 7: Whatsapp University student

    Stage 8: Hindutva supremacist.

    Stage 9: 21st century Nazi, fascist, despotic

    Stage 10 : Violent assault and FIRs

    Stage 11 : Anti-democratic

    Stage 12 : hindu Rashtra

    Stage 13 : Saffron Terror
    Last edited by Double Edge; 11 Jun 20,, 02:20.

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