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  • Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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    • You ever find american english more specific

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      • The Liar Tweets Tonight

        Priceless!
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_lHCw
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          • It may take a village to raise a child, but it is going to take an entire vineyard to home school one...
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              • Quarantine Music Playlist

                Don’t Get Around Much Anymore
                Get Back Where You Once Belonged
                Lonely Boy
                All By Myself
                Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen
                When Will I See You Again?
                Day by Day
                I Wanna Hold Your Hand
                Are you lonesome tonight?
                I will survive
                Stayin’ Alive

                And … September (Earth Wind & Fire)
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                • What our leaders are telling us to do

                  Andry Rajoelina, President of Madagascar: “Drink this herbal potion to cure COVID-19!”
                  Scientists: Ah, probably don’t want to do that. Not good for you.

                  Alpha Conde, President of Guinea: “Drink hot water and inhale menthol.”
                  Scientists: Might not hurt, but it certainly won’t help.

                  Mike Sonko, Governor of Nairobi: “Drink Hennessy brandy, or ‘throat sanitizer,’ as I call it!”
                  Scientists: Nice drink, but zero value as a medicine.

                  John Magufuli, President of Tanzania: “The true healing will take place in large crowds of people congregating in places of worship.”
                  Scientists: Not science. More like anti-science.

                  Pierre Nkurunziza, Burundi presidential spokesman: “We put God first, so no lockdown needed.”
                  Scientists: Not science. More like anti-science.

                  Donald J. Trump, United States President: “Let’s all inject disinfectant and swallow ultraviolet light!”
                  Scientists: No. Just, no.

                  Adapted from The Economist’s ‘Leaders and misleaders’ article on ‘bad advice from Big Men,’ May 2, 2020.
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                  • Bits and bobs while packing to move ... sorry about the presentation.
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                    • China thinks 1997+50=2020. It is not wise to trust China's numbers.

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                      • One of my faves. Ahead of its time.

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                        • An Icelander discovers India

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                          The various stages of Modi Derangement Syndrome (MDS)

                          Stage1: BJP IT Cell

                          Stage2: Bhakt

                          Stage3: Sanghi/Half Nicker/RSS Agent

                          Stage4: Andh Bhakt

                          Stage 5: Godi Media

                          Stage 6- 'Gaumutra' jibes from 'Pappu Mutra' consumers

                          Stage 7: Whatsapp University student

                          Stage 8: Hindutva supremacist.

                          Stage 9: 21st century Nazi, fascist, despotic

                          Stage 10 : Violent assault and FIRs

                          Stage 11 : Anti-democratic

                          Stage 12 : hindu Rashtra

                          Stage 13 : Saffron Terror
                          Last edited by Double Edge; 11 Jun 20,, 02:20.

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                            ... Wtf
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                            • The insults you attract if you say anything positive about the govt.

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                              • LOLOLOLOL!
                                Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!

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