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Quarantine Music Playlist
Don’t Get Around Much Anymore
Get Back Where You Once Belonged
Lonely Boy
All By Myself
Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen
When Will I See You Again?
Day by Day
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Are you lonesome tonight?
I will survive
Stayin’ Alive
And … September (Earth Wind & Fire)Trust me?
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What our leaders are telling us to do
Andry Rajoelina, President of Madagascar: “Drink this herbal potion to cure COVID-19!”
Scientists: Ah, probably don’t want to do that. Not good for you.
Alpha Conde, President of Guinea: “Drink hot water and inhale menthol.”
Scientists: Might not hurt, but it certainly won’t help.
Mike Sonko, Governor of Nairobi: “Drink Hennessy brandy, or ‘throat sanitizer,’ as I call it!”
Scientists: Nice drink, but zero value as a medicine.
John Magufuli, President of Tanzania: “The true healing will take place in large crowds of people congregating in places of worship.”
Scientists: Not science. More like anti-science.
Pierre Nkurunziza, Burundi presidential spokesman: “We put God first, so no lockdown needed.”
Scientists: Not science. More like anti-science.
Donald J. Trump, United States President: “Let’s all inject disinfectant and swallow ultraviolet light!”
Scientists: No. Just, no.
Adapted from The Economist’s ‘Leaders and misleaders’ article on ‘bad advice from Big Men,’ May 2, 2020.Trust me?
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An Icelander discovers India
The various stages of Modi Derangement Syndrome (MDS)
Stage1: BJP IT Cell
Stage2: Bhakt
Stage3: Sanghi/Half Nicker/RSS Agent
Stage4: Andh Bhakt
Stage 5: Godi Media
Stage 6- 'Gaumutra' jibes from 'Pappu Mutra' consumers
Stage 7: Whatsapp University student
Stage 8: Hindutva supremacist.
Stage 9: 21st century Nazi, fascist, despotic
Stage 10 : Violent assault and FIRs
Stage 11 : Anti-democratic
Stage 12 : hindu Rashtra
Stage 13 : Saffron TerrorLast edited by Double Edge; 11 Jun 20,, 02:20.
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