Post Your jokes here

[DOR]

Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Bing Crosby.

Among the first victims of the crooners’ virus.
RIP.

[DOR]

Pro Tip:
If you keep a beer in each hand, you're far less likely to touch your face.

[Oracle]

^ Lol. Good one.

[Double Edge]

[Double Edge]

I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you oldies don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."

[Double Edge]

A notice from the Psychiatry Association

Dear citizens,
During the QUARANTINE time it is considered normal to talk to your plants and pots.

Kindly contact us only if they reply



MY 3 MONTH TRIAL OF 2020 IS ALMOST OVER, AND I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN IT

[Double Edge]

hehe

[Oracle]

Was just checking his channel and where did this bit of gold come from.

He got more views for that one vid than all his other vids put together times some factor.

Correct. Actually this is the only video worth watching on his channel.

[Double Edge]

Was just checking his channel and where did this bit of gold come from.

He got more views for that one vid than all his other vids put together times some factor.

[Oracle]

^ I've seen younger men than you on dollar bills, ROTFLMAO!!!

I've seen it 6 times till now. OMG!!!

[Double Edge]

^Brilliant. This is all natural. The best

[Oracle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.....!!!

[Double Edge]

The mother in law came around unannounced and not wearing a mask. I eliminated the threat.
My question is was burying the contamination enough or should I have burnt it first?
You can’t be too careful

[Oracle]

Are Panda cubs these troublesome? They sure love the lady. :D

[Oracle]

Got it from my reddit feed. LMAO!