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    Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

    Askhole : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

    Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

    Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place.

    Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

    Cellfish: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

    Textpectation :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

    Carcolepsy:The inability to stay awake and alert in anything that moves like car, train, plane and bus.

    Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

    Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.

    Credit: Unknown.


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      • Everyday COVID check.
        At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
        if you can smell, you are not affected ..
        then pour it in in a glass tumbler..
        Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not affected.

        Dr Johnny Walker


        • You think you've got a tough job?

          Xi'an, China, ca. 2014.
          Factory installed aircon.
          User-installed sat nav.
          Manual transmission.
          Attached Files
          Trust me?
          I'm an economist!


          • ^Think that was tough ? watch this guy go to work


            • More REMiii....

              Only the musical wails of a bagpipe could properly orchestrate this madness.


              • Souvenir from our latest standoff

                Last one was all action, we were stoning each other.

                This one here's more musical.


                • An Israeli doctor says,
                  “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in six weeks, he's looking for work."

                  The German doctor says:

                  "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in four weeks, he's looking for work."

                  The Russian doctor says:

                  "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in two weeks he's looking for work."

                  The American doctor laughs:

                  "You are all behind us. Three years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him president.

                  Now, the whole country is looking for work

                  Trust me?
                  I'm an economist!