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    Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

    Askhole : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

    Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

    Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place.

    Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

    Cellfish: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

    Textpectation :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

    Carcolepsy:The inability to stay awake and alert in anything that moves like car, train, plane and bus.

    Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

    Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.

    Credit: Unknown.


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      • Everyday COVID check.
        At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
        if you can smell, you are not affected ..
        then pour it in in a glass tumbler..
        Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not affected.

        Dr Johnny Walker


        • You think you've got a tough job?

          Xi'an, China, ca. 2014.
          Factory installed aircon.
          User-installed sat nav.
          Manual transmission.
          Attached Files
          Trust me?
          I'm an economist!


          • ^Think that was tough ? watch this guy go to work


            • More REMiii....

              Only the musical wails of a bagpipe could properly orchestrate this madness.


              • Souvenir from our latest standoff

                Last one was all action, we were stoning each other.

                This one here's more musical.


                • An Israeli doctor says,
                  “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in six weeks, he's looking for work."

                  The German doctor says:

                  "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in four weeks, he's looking for work."

                  The Russian doctor says:

                  "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in two weeks he's looking for work."

                  The American doctor laughs:

                  "You are all behind us. Three years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him president.

                  Now, the whole country is looking for work

                  Trust me?
                  I'm an economist!


                  • A big fat orange Holloween Don-O-Lantern

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                    That reminds me... Be sure to throw out your fat orange Halloween pumpkin soon, before the moldy rotting fetid stench permeates any more valuable things of substance.
                    Last edited by JRT; 29 Oct 20,, 19:51.


                    • Remember ...
                      After changing your clocks on Saturday, change your leaders on Tuesday...
                      Trust me?
                      I'm an economist!


                      • Politicians are elected to serve...far too many don't see it that way - Albany Rifles! || Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it - Mark Twain! || I am a far left millennial!