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  • DOR
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    You think you've got a tough job?

    Xi'an, China, ca. 2014.
    Factory installed aircon.
    User-installed sat nav.
    Manual transmission.
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  • Double Edge
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    Everyday COVID check.
    At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
    if you can smell, you are not affected ..
    then pour it in in a glass tumbler..
    Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not affected.

    Dr Johnny Walker

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  • Double Edge
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    Which one is your fav?

    Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

    Askhole : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

    Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

    Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place.

    Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

    Cellfish: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

    Textpectation :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

    Carcolepsy:The inability to stay awake and alert in anything that moves like car, train, plane and bus.

    Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

    Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.

    Credit: Unknown.

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  • Oracle
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    LOLOLOLOL!

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  • Double Edge
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    The insults you attract if you say anything positive about the govt.

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  • DOR
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    Fdr
    hst
    dde
    jfk
    lbj
    rmn
    grf
    jec
    rwr
    ghwb
    wjc
    gwb
    bho
    ... Wtf

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  • Double Edge
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    An Icelander discovers India

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    The various stages of Modi Derangement Syndrome (MDS)

    Stage1: BJP IT Cell

    Stage2: Bhakt

    Stage3: Sanghi/Half Nicker/RSS Agent

    Stage4: Andh Bhakt

    Stage 5: Godi Media

    Stage 6- 'Gaumutra' jibes from 'Pappu Mutra' consumers

    Stage 7: Whatsapp University student

    Stage 8: Hindutva supremacist.

    Stage 9: 21st century Nazi, fascist, despotic

    Stage 10 : Violent assault and FIRs

    Stage 11 : Anti-democratic

    Stage 12 : hindu Rashtra

    Stage 13 : Saffron Terror
    Last edited by Double Edge; 11 Jun 20,, 02:20.

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  • Double Edge
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    One of my faves. Ahead of its time.

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  • Double Edge
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    China thinks 1997+50=2020. It is not wise to trust China's numbers.

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  • DOR
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    Bits and bobs while packing to move ... sorry about the presentation.
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  • DOR
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    What our leaders are telling us to do

    Andry Rajoelina, President of Madagascar: “Drink this herbal potion to cure COVID-19!”
    Scientists: Ah, probably don’t want to do that. Not good for you.

    Alpha Conde, President of Guinea: “Drink hot water and inhale menthol.”
    Scientists: Might not hurt, but it certainly won’t help.

    Mike Sonko, Governor of Nairobi: “Drink Hennessy brandy, or ‘throat sanitizer,’ as I call it!”
    Scientists: Nice drink, but zero value as a medicine.

    John Magufuli, President of Tanzania: “The true healing will take place in large crowds of people congregating in places of worship.”
    Scientists: Not science. More like anti-science.

    Pierre Nkurunziza, Burundi presidential spokesman: “We put God first, so no lockdown needed.”
    Scientists: Not science. More like anti-science.

    Donald J. Trump, United States President: “Let’s all inject disinfectant and swallow ultraviolet light!”
    Scientists: No. Just, no.

    Adapted from The Economist’s ‘Leaders and misleaders’ article on ‘bad advice from Big Men,’ May 2, 2020.

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  • DOR
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    Quarantine Music Playlist

    Don’t Get Around Much Anymore
    Get Back Where You Once Belonged
    Lonely Boy
    All By Myself
    Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen
    When Will I See You Again?
    Day by Day
    I Wanna Hold Your Hand
    Are you lonesome tonight?
    I will survive
    Stayin’ Alive

    And … September (Earth Wind & Fire)

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  • Double Edge
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  • DOR
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    It may take a village to raise a child, but it is going to take an entire vineyard to home school one...

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