2023 American Political Scene

[Albany Rifles]

[DOR]

Georgia GOP Chair Says the Earth Is Flat

Kandiss Taylor, a recently elected Republican district chair in Georgia, told the Jesus, Guns, and Babies podcast that Earth is flat.

Said Taylor: “All the globes, everywhere. I turn on the TV, there’s globes in the background… Everywhere there’s globes. You see them all the time, it’s constant. My children will be like ‘Mama, globe, globe, globe, globe’ — they’re everywhere.”

She added: “That’s what they do, to brainwash. For me if it’s not a conspiracy. If it is real, why are you pushing so hard everywhere I go? Every store, you buy a globe, there’s globes everywhere. Every movie, every TV show, news media — why? More and more I’m like, it doesn’t make sense.”
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The only thing she has to fear is sphere itself.

Just when I think "they can't get any lower...."

Apparently, MTG is not the only person in Georgia way the fuck off their meds.

BRAIN & BRAIN!!...WHAT IS BRAIN!!!

Will someone please buy that woman a map?

[TopHatter]

Will someone please buy that woman a map?

That's a map of Illinois, which we're in, on the border of Iowa, which is where Davenport is.

22 milezzz away.

You're in the wrong state.

Get yourself a new map.

[tbm3fan]

Well of course otherwise why would we call Australia down under as shown by the map? Ergo, that means earth must be flat. Easy peasy for a Neanderthal...

[Officer of Engineers]

What happened to you Sir?

I watched an episode of THE APPRENTICE.

You think you can tell Heaven from hell?

Of course I can. I was married.

Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a leading role in a cage?

Worst. I've dealt with a divorce lawyer.

[TopHatter]

I watched an episode of THE APPRENTICE.

Of course I can. I was married.

Worst. I've dealt with a divorce lawyer.

I always knew Pink Floyd had an answer for everything.

Now, about that fishbowl...