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  • Difference Between Infantry,Artillery and Armored

    HAPPINESS IS . . .
    Infantry: A good rifle
    Armored: A big tank
    Artillery: A loud boom

    UPON HEARING FIREWORKS
    Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise
    Armored: Not loud enough
    Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?

    OTHER TRADES
    Infantry: Waste of rations
    Armored: Waste of rations
    Artillery: Waste of rations

    IDEA OF FUN
    Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective
    Armored: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
    Artillery: Leveling a grid square

    FAVOURITE SONG
    Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret"
    Armored: "Purple Haze"
    Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!

    BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
    Armored: Grunts to dig their trenches for them
    Artillery: Cable

    A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT
    Infantry: 20 clicks
    Armored: From the hangars to the tank
    Artillery: What's a route march?

    OFFICERS
    Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines
    Armored: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles
    Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines

    FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
    Infantry: Anything but walking
    Armored: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS!
    Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport?

    BIGGEST GRIPE IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: The weather
    Armored: Coffee maker in tank not working
    Artillery: Only having basic cable

    BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD
    Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it
    Armored: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser
    Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Tim Horton's coffee

    WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES
    Infantry: Death Techs
    Armored: Cavalry
    Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers

    WHAT OTHERS CALL THEM
    Infantry: Grunts
    Armored: Zipperheads
    Artillery: Drop shorts
    “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
    ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • #2
    Hey Snipe why is the sky blue?
    Your look more lost than a bastard child on fathers day.

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    • #3
      Funny. Why is the sky blue?
      Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

      Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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      • #4
        Well you can ask Froggy too, he knows... he's hung around me long enough. :D
        Your look more lost than a bastard child on fathers day.

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        • #5
          Oh for the love of god, here we go again :brick :brick :brick
          “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
          ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TopHatter
            Oh for the love of god, here we go again :brick :brick :brick
            Ok TH if you know you can tell BR :fear its not a state secret, every infantryman in the Army knows the answer.
            Your look more lost than a bastard child on fathers day.

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            • #7
              No no no, it's your joke, you should give the punchline. I just don't think Snipe's been on the board in the last day (probably out busting heads):dbanana
              “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
              ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

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              • #8
                Its not a joke, its a saying :D

                Kind of like "what makes the green grass grow...."

                Or "What is the spirit of the Bayonet"

                :devil

                besides... I think it drives BR nuts
                Last edited by Stinger; 28 Oct 03,, 21:04.
                Your look more lost than a bastard child on fathers day.

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                • #9
                  Well, we all know what makes the grass grow...

                  BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!
                  “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
                  ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

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                  • #10
                    Okay, BR...

                    Why is the sky blue?

                    Because God loves the infantry.

                    (Sorry to steal your thunder, Stinger... oh, wait... no, I'm not really that sorry... hee hee hee...)
                    I never understood "fire for effect". I thought the firing WAS the effect...

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                    • #11
                      Huh? I must be having another brain-belch. 3 hours of physical activity and than going to will do that to you. What does that mean?
                      Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

                      Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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                      • #12
                        Right there with you Benny :brick
                        “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
                        ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

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                        • #13
                          hehehe... not so much thunder stolen Froggy :D

                          The three unit types in the Army wear different colors to signify what combat arms they are.

                          Infantry = Blue
                          Cavalry/Armor = Gold
                          Artillery = Red

                          So why is the Sky blue? Because God loves the infantry. :)

                          And we were never off topic:dbanana
                          Your look more lost than a bastard child on fathers day.

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                          • #14
                            Oh who really cares about off-topic on a joke posting?:LOL
                            “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
                            ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

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                            • #15
                              Noticed everybody forgot us engineers.

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