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  • Apt for rent Camp Lejeune

    Bravo Zulu to the young Sgt that posted this on Craigs list

    1/1 available soon!

    (link has pictures)

    Available in two weeks!

    [ATTACH]37813[/ATTACH]

    This lovely 1br/1ba room is located in a gated community with 24-hour private security. There are free laundry facilities and all utilities are provided at no additional cost. Weekly cleaning of room required and inspected. Courtesy wake up service at or around 0530. Shopping close by. Free gym membership to all gyms within the gated community. Discount movie theater five minutes from the room. Lawn care provided bi-weekly. Semi-functional business center/library upstairs. Off-street parking available, but tough to find a spot on weekdays. Less than 15 minutes from Onslow Beach. Active community with running trails and "motivation specialists" to "encourage" you along your way. No kitchen available in room, but at the low price of an additional $250/month, a reasonable amount of food is available at nearby facilities. Extremely short commute to work!!! Rent can be paid on the 1st or split between the 1st and 15th with automatic withdrawal.

    ***RESTRICTIONS***
    No resident may affix anything to the walls with the use of nails, screws, tape, or (apparently) railroad spikes. Alcohol is limited to one six-pack. No pets. No drugs. No overnight visitors. No arguing with the security service or wake up service. No smoking indoors, but designated smoking area is available.
    do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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    Is there a waiting list? Looking for assisted living. Anybody to change my diapers?
    "This aggression will not stand, man!" Jeff Lebowski
    "The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." Lester Bangs

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    • #3
      Active community with running trails and "motivation specialists" to "encourage" you along your way.

      Huh! I wonder what they mean by that?
      “Never let yourself be persuaded that any one Great Man, any one leader, is necessary to the salvation of America. When America consists of one leader and 158 million followers, it will no longer be America.”
      ― Dwight D. Eisenhower

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TopHatter View Post
        Active community with running trails and "motivation specialists" to "encourage" you along your way.

        Huh! I wonder what they mean by that?
        Maybe guys like the red shirt here

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