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  • bigross86
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    Me likey. Plenty ass kicking.

    As a veteran of a foreign military, can I still call them Grunts, Jarheads, Zoomies, et al?

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  • Dreadnought
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    Rules of the road: Thought this was a keeper for the U.S.

    Words to live by, from the man. ; )

    Rules for Kickin' Ass Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read #13
    Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our
    great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join themilitary.
    For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are
    a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
    2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.
    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.
    Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
    4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
    Others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
    5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
    ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
    6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military',inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.
    Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
    10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*),'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of
    endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a servicemember or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
    11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
    religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.
    12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
    It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
    It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.
    AND ONE MORE:
    13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish- KICK THEIR ASS.
    WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE! IN GOD WE TRUST.
    Last edited by Dreadnought; 21 Sep 10,, 19:05.

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  • Indirect Fire
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    Originally posted by Draconion View Post
    congratulations...that apart..even my dad was a sapper officer...:)
    Mine's a NCO on a random ship in the Indian Navy... I've not met him for yearsss................

    Originally posted by Ray View Post
    Colonel,

    It has been a long time since this sub forum started.

    How about another speech giving your new policy or how you wish to tweak it, if any!
    Amen to that sir!

    So Ray, suppose a neurosurgeon wished to join the IA, and he's got a massive knowhow of military stuff (WAYYYYYY more than the average person who signs up for the military.)

    So, what rank will he be eligible for upon graduation from Army College?

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  • Ray
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    Colonel,

    It has been a long time since this sub forum started.

    How about another speech giving your new policy or how you wish to tweak it, if any!

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  • wangrui961
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    You are an expect --I must admit this though i always don't agree with you.
    Good jobs you did and you will do better and better.

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  • sappersgt
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    Coincedence

    Originally posted by M21Sniper View Post
    Not really anymore. My Argentinian queen has me pretty well under wraps...most of the time. ;)

    Tehehehehe...
    Just so you know, in Spanish the word for handcuffs and spouse are the same. Esposos...

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  • Bill
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    Originally posted by lemontree View Post
    Sir, TH is hardly a bachelor... ;) You need to talk Sniper into babysitting as Bill fits the bill.
    Not really anymore. My Argentinian queen has me pretty well under wraps...most of the time. ;)

    Tehehehehe...

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  • Draconion
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    congratulations...that apart..even my dad was a sapper officer...:)

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  • Davis_Chan
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    congratulations!

    salute to ur professional and knowledgeability.

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  • lemontree
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    Originally posted by Officer of Engineers
    Won't work, Captain. I've been trying for a year to get TH to babysit #1 Daughter.
    Sir, TH is hardly a bachelor... ;) You need to talk Sniper into babysitting as Bill fits the bill.

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  • ArmchairGeneral
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    Originally posted by Officer of Engineers
    He pops in and out now and then ... the only way I can tell is if there's a new release of a porn ... not that I know anything about that.
    LOL. Like I said in some thread or other, he's a strange migratory internet beast, comes up over the horizon one day, eats and craps, and leaves the other way. Who knows whence he comes or where he goes? The shadow knows.

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    He pops in and out now and then ... the only way I can tell is if there's a new release of a porn ... not that I know anything about that.

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  • Recon_sgt
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    where is he

    Colnel, where could you tell me is "The Chap", I've noticed that he has been absent from our disscussions. Any idea where he's gotten to. I have answered the question he asked me in the "French Foreign Legion" thread, you should go have a look.
    Last edited by Recon_sgt; 11 Jul 06,, 20:22. Reason: Left a bit out

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    Originally posted by lemontree
    There is now way you can keep woman (of all ages) away from babies....If the bachelors are reading this, keep in mind that holding your firends child will get you introduced to many young women. ;)
    Won't work, Captain. I've been trying for a year to get TH to babysit #1 Daughter.

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  • Recon_sgt
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    ah well

    Fact of life I guess,
    By the way colnel I like your corner its all cornerish an stuff

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