Petraeus to CENTCOM, Odierno to MNF-I

[Shek]

I know. I'm workin' on it.:))

Appropriate response was "Roger, willco."

[S2]

shek Reply

"Appropriate response was 'Roger, willco.'"

Key Brevity Words

No. It was, "Wilco.";)

[Ironduke]

I know. I'm workin' on it.:))

Ermm, I was referring to Mr. Bailey, not you. I realize my post didn't make that clear.

[S2]

Ironduke Reply

"I realize my post didn't make that clear."

Worse. I'm easily confused.

Too late. Game on. Proper RTO procedures. "Roger" is redundant.

[Shek]

"I realize my post didn't make that clear."

Worse. I'm easily confused.

Too late. Game on. Proper RTO procedures. "Roger" is redundant.

Roger, Roger.

[S2]

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"Roger, Roger."

Major Major...(Joe Heller was cool.)

Pizza, Pizza

[Shek]

"Roger, Roger."

Major Major...(Joe Heller was cool.)

Pizza, Pizza

[S2]

Catch 22

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?

First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're gone?

Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.

First Sgt. Towser: For how long?

Maj. Major Major Major: Until I've left.

First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?

Maj. Major Major Major: I don't care.

First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you've left?

Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.

First Sgt. Towser: You won't be here then, will you?

Maj. Major Major Major: No.

First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?

Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear?

First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you?

Maj. Major Major Major: When I'm not there.

First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?

Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.

First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.