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  • WWII Facebook Translation

    Awesome :))

    "OMG WWII on FACEBOOK!" by Matthew Leeb on CollegeHumor
    "So little pains do the vulgar take in the investigation of truth, accepting readily the first story that comes to hand." Thucydides 1.20.3

  • #2
    Lol, I love these.....

    I think this was posted here (or maybe not) loooong time ago but I'm reposting



    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *MacRthr has joined the game. *
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*

    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this ****in sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: shit Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got shit to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the **** up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is ****in weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bulshit u fags im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u
    T0J0: mac i'm totally kicking ur ass
    MacRthr: BRB AFK
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****in army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A ****IN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an ass
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help
    Hitler: o man ur ****ed
    paTTon: oh what now bitch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my shit!
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****ing asshole
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****in gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: **** u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: **** this shit im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    MacRthr: k back!
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy shit holy shit hoyl shit!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bullshit u ****in suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway assholes
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: **** u all
    MacRthr: **** u commie!!!
    MacRthr: ur next bitch!
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    *MacRthr has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all fags
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o shit!
    *paTTon has left the game.*

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    • #3
      Awesome!
      Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

      Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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      • #4
        WORLD WAR 1 as Pub Fight

        Blatantly stolen from Rantin Rab who stole it from other people!

        Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria’s pint.

        Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg.

        Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.

        Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.

        Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for cleaning Austria’s trousers.

        Russia and Serbia look at Austria.

        Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.

        Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.

        Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.

        Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.

        Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?

        Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.

        Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.

        Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

        Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.

        France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.

        Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.

        Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings, because Britain made Australia do it.

        France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

        Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

        America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.

        By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
        If i only was so smart yesterday as my wife is today

        Minding your own biz is great virtue, but situation awareness saves lives - Dok

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        • #5
          Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
          Best part of the whole thing
          Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

          Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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