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**YellowFever** · 08 Jan 10,, 08:28

Ah, the first to join would be Shamus.

A decent man.

Too bad he likes to live out his fantasy life by playing Mafia Wars.

For the love of god, Shamless, can you at least stop the public notification so I don't have to see which virtual thug you whacked and how many brownie points you have and what you're going to have for dinner and who you want to put to sleep with the fishes..blah blah blah...every single time I open my FaceBook?

Just stick a Godfather video in your VCR and get it over with, man! Scarface called...he wants his ugly looks and grade school education back...he said you're abusing the privilege.

**YellowFever** · 08 Jan 10,, 08:32

Prof, I've really enjoyed your posts. All 504 of them. I've even enjoyed the 250 different ways you've managed to post " ROLL TIDE!"

I mean, come on, how many different ways can you say that and still be original??? Every morning I wake up, I check WAB just to get a new variation of "ROLL TIDE!" It makes my day, sir! I mean you not only say "Roll Tide" in black...but being the artistic person you are, you also use a splash of red and sometimes some blue and sometimes with a Je ne sais quoi splash of purple...I love it!
And when you say "Ms. Julie", I'm reminded of a very gentlemanly southern minister...or a cheap gambler with his guts hanging over a white suit in one of those floating casino boats. All I can hope for is you don't turn out to be like Shamus. I know that's an insult of the highest order, but if you're a southern minister, you'd forgive me for that insult...and if you're a cheap gambler...you're half way there to being Shamus already so I don't care.

**YellowFever** · 08 Jan 10,, 08:34

Knauie, Knauie, Knauie...
You sent me not 1..,
Not 2...
But 5 hearts in Facebook!
It's not just any hearts, it's the flowerly hearts which yells "muah...I love you" hearts.
I'm beginning to worry about you, dude.
C'mon, dude, where's that tough guy that insulted me all the time? Where's that smart alecky guy that I've admired for dishing it out just as well as taking it.
You're sending me hearts, dude!
What are you, a texasjohn? Next thing you know, you're going to want me to go cattle herding with you. I'm sorry for refusing your request to play Ninja Warrior or something or another but I just wanted to keep a small, very small amount of pride and manhood so I declined. I'll let you play there with Shamus and tankie. You can't let them play with themselves...umm I mean play by themselves.
Hey, can you do me a favor and just once kill Shamus once on Mafia Wars? And twack tankie on the head for me. Thanks.

**YellowFever** · 08 Jan 10,, 08:34

Awww...we come to the hooved woman now.

Hiya Southie!

Miss me? :)

I missed you!

I really can't say anything nasty about a sweet woman such as yourself. And insulting you here would be a waste of time on my part.....especially since I was going to use big words and you won't be understanding them. :( Ahhh..cheer up, Southie....I'll get ya next time! :)

**YellowFever** · 08 Jan 10,, 08:34

You guys really have no idea why you're here do you?

Well, Julie wanted to try out her new leather outfits and whips and her new bump and grind moves on really good looking stud of a man!

But she was hesitant so she thought she'd try in on you guys first.

Go easy on them, Julie, and don't break them completely!

Texasjohn wants sloppy seconds.

**YellowFever** · 08 Jan 10,, 09:08

RRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

oooooooohhhhhhhh......

I think I created a never seen before 'Roll Tide" there, Prof....

See.....13 "E"s as opposed to the usual 11...

**Dreadnought** · 08 Jan 10,, 13:24

Thanks Julie.:)

**Dreadnought** · 08 Jan 10,, 13:25

My My My Southie, however did you get a picture of Tankie when he failed to take his meds and voddies.

:)):P

**Dreadnought** · 08 Jan 10,, 13:28

Sigh, back to the dating game myself. Hmmm decisions decisions.

**Prof** · 08 Jan 10,, 16:06

Ms. Julie:

Thanks for your support during the GAME. I appreciate it.

On the other hand, I strongly suggest, as your recently God-ordained home decorating advisor, to abandon this boyfriend business immediately. As you probably know, boyfriends are made out of boys. Boys are made out of (let's make sure I have the recipe right...) "Snakes & snails & puppydog tails." You want that shit all over your pillows? & then he wants to cook? Devious, potentially messy but artful rascal. [I]"Bloody, bawdy villain! Remorseless, lecherous, treacherous, kindless villain! O Vengeance!!" [/I]-Willie the Weird

Git that 450 Mudskipper movin' down the line for your own sake. Damn. Even True Southern Ladies can't be trusted. Devastated.

Prof

**Prof** · 08 Jan 10,, 16:07

Advanced stuff doesn't work, huh? Pfui.

Prof

**Prof** · 08 Jan 10,, 16:25

Southie:

"...And when you say "Ms. Julie", I'm reminded of a very gentlemanly southern minister...or a cheap gambler with his guts hanging over a white suit in one of those floating casino boats. All I can hope for is you don't turn out to be like Shamus. I know that's an insult of the highest order, but if you're a southern minister, you'd forgive me for that insult...and if you're a cheap gambler...you're half way there to being Shamus already so I don't care."

Discerning fellah, ain't y'all? Suthun ministuh, suh. & when you visualize that, no riverboats or white suits in the way, suh. Think Night of the Hunter w/ Robert Mitchum, w/ LOVE & HATE on the knuckles. Ah'm uh daynjrus mayun; a killin' gentleman, y'heeyah?

Prawuf

**Prof** · 08 Jan 10,, 16:26

How do you get this advanced stuff to work? Or did it ever?

Prof

**Prof** · 08 Jan 10,, 16:32

Leaning, leaning, safe & secure from all alarms;
Leaning, leaning, leaning on the Everlasting's arms...

Rev

**Prof** · 08 Jan 10,, 16:35

Yellow Fever, Dammit. F*ckin' OldTimers' Syndrome.

Prof

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