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  • #1

    Vladimiriyonistic Darthorlogy evangelical monastery

    Or VD for short :P

    It is not just a religion or way of life but is essentially a state of being in harmony with yourself and your amorous feelings of worship towards Our Lord Putin.

    Regulations, basic tenets, customs and guiding principles will be set forth shortly when they are revealed to the Seer Auberon (i.e., when I have a spare hour)

    Should any members possessing clairvoyant talents recieve communications in the meanwhile regarding any points related to VD, they are free and are indeed encouraged to post their experiences here.

    Do not take this lightly, fellow travellers, for these posts made at the time of the tender beginning our monastery shall be looked upon for guidance by the future generations in the years to come.
    When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic
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    The Lord is going to get active or the shmexy bear is coming out of hibernation. Lord Vlad has confirmed he is going to contest for president for next elections. So the church should call for a mass prayer and Sir tankie the high priest to distribute vodka amongst the believers on this good news.
    It is so. It cant be otherwise

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    • #3
      This is but a confirmation of our monastery's belief that Emperor PalPutin will eventually unite all of Russia and the former satellites before moving on to Eastern Europe and the rest of the world, not going to give out any secret info except in a safe coven of course.

      BTW thats Rev. Tankie, alternatively known as The Ancient One.
      When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic

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      • #4
        Aye Aye Amen to that.Rev Tankie should reveal the prophecies of What will happen in future for the souls here who has faith in lord Vlad.
        It is so. It cant be otherwise

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        • #5
          I am afraid The Ancient One is totally sloshed drun....errrr engrossed in meditation. I shall forward your request to him at an appropriate moment, like when he is done shagging his neighbours' horse for example.
          When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic

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          • #6
            All hail to the new padre ,,, send gifts :)) AND I SEE A DISASTER LOOMING IF SAID GIFTS AND DONATIONS ARE NOT FORTHCOMING IN GREAT ABBUNDANCE ,, SINGLE MALTS NOT WELCOME

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            • #7
              checked the new guideline in the group into, did you Ancient One? :P
              When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic

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              • #8
                Hallelujah, I mean Commielujah! I have seen the light and joined this cult ..in the middle of Ramadan no less!

                Now all VD needs is to win over Bluesman , and none shall stand in his way.

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                • #9
                  All the followers of Lord Vlad should wear their watch on the right hand now.I request Rev Tankie and Knaur to make it as a commandment. Since Lord and his close associates do that
                  It is so. It cant be otherwise

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                  • #10
                    Lunatock, in appreciation of your joining us in the middle of Ramadan, we appoint you the Honourary Ayatollah-in-Chief-of- HHK [Hoors, Hookahs and Maryjane kabob] centres which ll be opened up for complimentary R and R of monks once the NWO is formally established.
                    When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic

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                    • #11
                      I thought i must reply to some derogatory remarks (unfounded ones ) speshly from the Punjabi scrote , anymore and an infestation of camel spiders will be plauged upon your house , my 1st commandment

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                      • #12
                        Oh Padre is there any thing that one can do to come out of this curse commandment
                        It is so. It cant be otherwise

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                        • #13
                          Hoy there will be NO maryjane blo,jobs here matey

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                          • #14
                            Unfounded derogatory remarks? Whatever could you be referring to, Ancient One?
                            When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? - George Canning sigpic

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                            • #15
                              As if you didnt know , on your knees and say 5 times ,i love the padre , then send money

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                              Пу́тин Lovers on WAB

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                              The World Affairs Board's His Most Exalted Divine Majestic Excelllency,Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Emperor PalPutin, Lord Vlad Putin of Russia and The Satellites, Overlord of the Caucus, OKGB (Order of the KGB) , Primus inter pares-in-waiting of the NWO Darth Putinus, Tiger Slaying Shmexy Beast appreciation society.

                              Even dolphins love him.


                              (P.S. - Joining now gives you the advantage of becoming a founding member of Our Lord of Putin church, which is to be founded shortly and will become the official state religion of the NWO in the near future, hence giving you the opportunity to rise high in the Putinocratic hierchy)

                              Since owners are now free to set guidelines for their own groups, Id just like to add that the WAB rule regarding personal attacks is no longer applicable to this group, and participant members are strongly encouraged to make remarks of a derogatory nature against, and cast suspicions over the dubious parentage of our Padre Eric "Tankie" Harding.
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