Thread: U.S. had secret 1930 plan to invade Canada

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

I think you would be safer engaging our military then our armed civilian population. They atleast have rules of engagement where as we dont

Do you realize how many nut cases they allow to own guns in the U.S. including yours truelly? Far more then our military owns

Ahh, but just think: you could look forward to having this guy as your head of State!

[QUOTE=parihaka]Ahh, but just think: you could look forward to having this guy as your head of State!

I'd much rather keep "W" if its all the same besides hes a paper monarch until the queen is gone.

Originally Posted by parihaka

Good lord, what do you think the penal colonies of Australia are for

What did Australia ever do to us?

Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

What did Australia ever do to us?

For stealing your title as the hardiest drinking men on the planet.

Originally Posted by Blademaster

For stealing your title as the hardiest drinking men on the planet.

I still dispute that outcome!!

Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

Nobody touches my butter cookies.

HAH! Been away for awhile, and I just stopped in and saw that.

HAH!

Heh, on a light note, if there ever were a war against Canada, I'm sure they'd draft Northern boys to fight the war (e.g. Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Alaska, etc.). I'm not sure about those Southern boys, but I could tolerate a Canadian winter. I grew up in an area of the US with the record for the coldest recorded temperature in the lower 48, and felt quite comfortable walking around in a t-shirt outside in weather 40 below.

Originally Posted by Ironduke

Heh, on a light note, if there ever were a war against Canada, I'm sure they'd draft Northern boys to fight the war (e.g. Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Alaska, etc.). I'm not sure about those Southern boys, but I could tolerate a Canadian winter. I grew up in an area of the US with the record for the coldest recorded temperature in the lower 48, and felt quite comfortable walking around in a t-shirt outside in weather 40 below.

Might as well count in all the East Coast states for that one as it effects us all. Personally I dont mind the cold at all actually it makes you feel alive. The air is clean the ground looks clean and sissy's stay inside for fear of frostbite...lmao

P.S. When you guys invade dont forget the beer or the toboggan well be waiting

In any invasion you would need Brig Ray, afterall he spent most of his career serving in an place which make Canada look like Hawaii!

For stealing your title as the hardiest drinking men on the planet.

You guys have never heard of Russians?

Originally Posted by Blademaster

For stealing your title as the hardiest drinking men on the planet.

Originally Posted by sparten

You guys have never heard of Russians?

Ain't THAT the truth? The whole dam' country should be in a 12-step program...

Russia: 'Hi, everybody, I'm Russia...'

EU, Aussie, North America (in unison): 'Hi, Russia.'

Russia: '...and I have a drinking problem.'

Everybody: 'Yeah, we heard. Dude, you're a MESS, man! Ever hear of putting the bottle back on the shelf before it's empty, comrade?'

AA Counselor: 'C'mon, now world, that wasn't very supportive. Maybe we could each...'

US: 'Yeah, but DAYUM! You guys see him on 'UN Cops' last year? He was out of his TREE, threatening to shoot all the Chechens in his 'hood...'

Aussie: 'Too right, mate! I saw Russia face down in the gutter once when I was comin' out of the krauts' beer tent in Munich, and a couple of French winos were pissin' on 'im!'

AA Counselor: 'I know, but we've all had our problems, right? Why, just think back to when Mexico and Canada came in here arm-in-arm, howling at the moon, looking for help...'

Mexico: 'Hey, gringo, don't tie us in with that cholo. We were just having fun, and wanted to keep our act together. But this hombre is a mean drunk, and getting loco IS his act. Me and Canada, man, we're glad this pendejo don't live on OUR block, dude.'

England: 'Spot on, sir, even if it was...overly colorful. The simple fact is, if our tovarich Russia is to continue to come to the meetings, we should at least resolve to not put him on the refreshments committee, nor allow him access to firearms and we certainly should not count his votes on group discussions.'

Russia: 'This is crap! Arrogant Western bullspit! I want no meetings, I want to get more VODKA! Who comes with me, huh? Fine! More for ME!' (Slams door on the way out.)

AA Counselor: 'NOW see what you've all...'

Germany: 'Macht's nichts. He only vanted to borrow 'trinkengeld' from us. Also, he could not count to twelve unless his boots iss off.'

(Room laughs.)

Originally Posted by Bluesman

Ain't THAT the truth? The whole dam' country should be in a 12-step program...

Russia: 'Hi, everybody, I'm Russia...'

EU, Aussie, North America (in unison): 'Hi, Russia.'

Russia: '...and I have a drinking problem.'

Everybody: 'Yeah, we heard. Dude, you're a MESS, man! Ever hear of putting the bottle back on the shelf before it's empty, comrade?'

AA Counselor: 'C'mon, now world, that wasn't very supportive. Maybe we could each...'

US: 'Yeah, but DAYUM! You guys see him on 'UN Cops' last year? He was out of his TREE, threatening to shoot all the Chechens in his 'hood...'

Aussie: 'Too right, mate! I saw Russia face down in the gutter once when I was comin' out of the krauts' beer tent in Munich, and a couple of French winos were pissin' on 'im!'

AA Counselor: 'I know, but we've all had our problems, right? Why, just think back to when Mexico and Canada came in here arm-in-arm, howling at the moon, looking for help...'

Mexico: 'Hey, gringo, don't tie us in with that cholo. We were just having fun, and wanted to keep our act together. But this hombre is a mean drunk, and getting loco IS his act. Me and Canada, man, we're glad this pendejo don't live on OUR block, dude.'

England: 'Spot on, sir, even if it was...overly colorful. The simple fact is, if our tovarich Russia is to continue to come to the meetings, we should at least resolve to not put him on the refreshments committee, nor allow him access to firearms and we certainly should not count his votes on group discussions.'

Russia: 'This is crap! Arrogant Western bullspit! I want no meetings, I want to get more VODKA! Who comes with me, huh? Fine! More for ME!' (Slams door on the way out.)

AA Counselor: 'NOW see what you've all...'

Germany: 'Macht's nichts. He only vanted to borrow 'trinkengeld' from us. Also, he could not count to twelve unless his boots iss off.'

(Room laughs.)

bluesman,

i fear you've gone into the wrong calling; why didn't you do stand-up instead of army??

Originally Posted by astralis

bluesman,

i fear you've gone into the wrong calling; why didn't you do stand-up instead of army??

That's because he's Air Force.

and, i stand corrected.

Originally Posted by TopHatter

Oh c'mon guys. It's because we're tired of the Canadian fascination with hockey. THAT is why we planned on invading your country.

This whole subject was a thread from a looooong time ago.

I believe I even mentioned Operation Leaf Blower to the Colonel.

He hasn't spoken to me since...

You obviously aren't familiar with the Detroit Red Wings Or are us Detroiters to become a British/Canadian outpost again?