Arab Suicide Bombers Explained

[bull]

Everyone wonders why Islamist terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse.

No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and bra-less beauties.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas.

Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife.

Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shi * ty hand.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel Dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins and it all gets better!

So........... Nope....... No mystery here!

[indianguy4u]

The last i heard, it was 72 vigins.

[platinum786]

i think rediculing a genuine problem with society is not very mature.

You and me will laugh, the victims of scuicide bombers and thier families, and the families of scuicide bombers i don't would share our joke.

[Samudra]

and which of these reasons is an excuse for not using ones brain ?

Time they stopped digging out justifications and instead concentrated on the root cause of all disasters - which in my opinion is the idea of islamic supremacy.

[Repatriated Canuck]

i think rediculing a genuine problem with society is not very mature.

You and me will laugh, the victims of scuicide bombers and thier families, and the families of scuicide bombers i don't would share our joke.

I think it's very important to laugh at something like this. It's so scary what are we supposed to do? Laughter is such a tnesion reliever and brings people together.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks..

I knew about pork but why shellfish? How retarded.

[Monk]

You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

She smells just like your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.

This is the funniest part. heeehawww. Do camels do that?

[667medic]

You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shi * ty hand.