No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Means Jail

[Ray]

No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Means Jail

No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Has Landed a Utah Man in Legal Trouble
The Associated PressThe Associated Press

CLEARFIELD, Utah Oct 8, 2005 — No shirt, no shoes and no pants has landed a Utah man in legal trouble. Last month the 51-year-old Sunset man allegedly entered a local convenience store in the buff on multiple occasions. Clearfield Police say in August he also made a trip through a restaurant drive-thru, au naturel.

City prosecutors have charged the man in justice court with misdemeanor lewdness. But now the Davis County District Attorney's office is investigating allegations of witness tampering, which could result in third-degree felony charges.

Police say that over the past week, the man has telephoned the same convenience store, asking for permission to enter the business naked.


He was attempting to talk clerks out of testifying against him, said Greg Krusi, assistant police chief for Clearfield.

Clerks called police, who kept watch outside the store. They witnessed the man approach the business, strip down and walk inside, Krusi said.

Krusi said officers arrested the man and booked him into the Davis County jail for allegedly driving under the influence, lewdness and telephone harassment.

Information from: Standard-Examiner, http://www.standard.net

Jolly good.

Can't believe such things can happen!

[THL]

I don't know. I think that if I worked in a store and some man walked in naked I would be too shocked to call the police... I suppose that also depends on how he looked naked, though.

There once was a man @ the mall that was trying on speedos (Guys, btw - don't wear speedos until you are a competitive swimmer, C'Mon!) and he kept walking out of the dressing room wearing only the speedos he was trying on and getting others off the rack to try on. A man in a department store wearing speedos sure does catch your attention!

[Ray]

I am going out and buying me a speedo first.

Then I will try the bit about being a competitive swimmer!