10 Most Stupid questions (courtsey PDF)

[sparten]

10 most stupid questions?

People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:



1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!

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Basically Bill Engval's "Here's your sign" in a different format

[sparten]

Basically Bill Engval's "Here's your sign" in a different format

Well not quite, but definatly similar.