Somebody shoot me - I'm in love with a liberal

**TopHatter** · 06-23-2005, 09:55 AM

She worked the Kerry campaign
She "LOVES" Hillary

I'm crazy about her.

Sombody please lock, load, aim and fire. My life is depending on it.

**Officer of Engineers** · 06-23-2005, 10:01 AM

Why should you suffer any less than the rest of us?

Amled · 06-23-2005, 10:13 AM

Ah yes, consorting with and giving aid and comfort to the enemy is usually a capital offence.
You'r doomed!!!

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Officer of Engineers - Why should you suffer any less than the rest of us?

lol

**TopHatter** · 06-23-2005, 10:43 AM

My friends, you know me to be neither rash nor impulsive....

I'm completely nuts about her and I know that living with a liberal is going to kill me. So I am asking one of you do to it instead.

And yes, I would giving a lot of aid and lot of comfort to her....quite frequently actually.

bigross86 · 06-23-2005, 11:10 AM

Well, we need pics first, to accompany the briefing before the mission...

**TopHatter** · 06-23-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bigross86

Well, we need pics first, to accompany the briefing before the mission...

I meant kill me, not live with her!

Smart aleck kids.....

bigross86 · 06-23-2005, 11:51 AM

Can we get pix anyway? So we know who to console at the funeral?

**TopHatter** · 06-23-2005, 12:14 PM

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Can we get pix anyway? So we know who to console at the funeral?

She refuses to send me pictures of her. I first met her while I was still in IL, we worked together. She broke my heart and I moved to FL. Then she married some leatherneck, had a kid and got divorced. We've reaquianted ourselves recently.

Never mind the funeral, I'm sure she'll be busy campaigning for Hillary.
She asked me "Does this mean we can't count on you for support in ,08"

I replied "I would rather walk naked through the Nine Levels of Hell than assist Mrs Clinton"

sparten · 06-23-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TopHatter

She refuses to send me pictures of her. I first met her while I was still in IL, we worked together. She broke my heart and I moved to FL. Then she married some leatherneck, had a kid and got divorced. We've reaquianted ourselves recently.

Never mind the funeral, I'm sure she'll be busy campaigning for Hillary.
She asked me "Does this mean we can't count on you for support in ,08"

I replied "I would rather walk naked through the Nine Levels of Hell than assist Mrs Clinton"

Relationships are about compromise, maybe you can convince her..... well forget it.

She is a liberal? Eh! Is that not enough, to diqualify someone.

NE way Good Luck.

Amled · 06-23-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TopHatter

I meant kill me, not live with her!

Isn't there a kind-hearted member of this board, living in the vicinity, who'll do the kind thing and end his suffering? After all, he is obviously in misery.

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...I'm sure she'll be busy campaigning for Hillary.

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...I'm completely nuts about her and I know that living with a liberal is going to kill me.

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She worked the Kerry campaign
She "LOVES" Hillary

As for the pic's, they would be nice, after all isn't there an old military truism that says - know thy enemy!

bigross86 · 06-23-2005, 13:02 PM

Remember, it also says "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer..."

**TopHatter** · 06-23-2005, 13:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Amled

Isn't there a kind-hearted member of this board, living in the vicinity, who'll do the kind thing and end his suffering? After all, he is obviously in misery.

Thanks Amled, I always knew you were a true friend

Hawg166 · 06-23-2005, 13:32 PM

As a former Tophatter I can say that you can no longer be a Tophatter (even an honorary one) if you fall in love with a a liberal. Shagging one is acceptable because it is just another conservative conquering a liberal. anything else is entirely unacceptable.

BenRoethig · 06-23-2005, 13:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bigross86

Remember, it also says "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer..."

It this case Tophatter, the closer the enemy gets the better for you. You can justify it by thinking of it as a covert mission for to gain intelligence on the enemy. Don't do anything James Bond wouldn't do and for God's sake don't let her corrupt you.

**TopHatter** · 06-23-2005, 13:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawg 166

As a former Tophatter I can say that you can no longer be a Tophatter (even an honorary one) if you fall in love with a a liberal. Shagging one is acceptable because it is just another conservative conquering a liberal. anything else is entirely unacceptable.

Thanks Hawg and Ben

You guys are always looking after my best interests

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TopHatter Administrator Join Date: 09-03-03 Posts: 9,937 Country:	My friends, you know me to be neither rash nor impulsive.... I'm completely nuts about her and I know that living with a liberal is going to kill me. So I am asking one of you do to it instead. And yes, I would giving a lot of aid and lot of comfort to her....quite frequently actually.

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bigross86 401 Ikvot Habarzel *Military Professional* Join Date: 08-07-03 Location: Ra'anana, Israel Posts: 3,148	Can we get pix anyway? So we know who to console at the funeral?

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