Never trust an Ex Girlfriend

**Gun Grape** · 01 May 12,, 23:43

What a dumbass.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...umped-her.html

Dentist pulled out ALL boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her (and new girlfriend leaves him because of his empty mouth)

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

'She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

'I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

'But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.

'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.

'And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something.’

Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail.

I've got a toothache. I know, I'll go see the girl I dumped 3 days ago. She will take care of me.

Yeller. Is this guy related to you?

**bonehead** · 02 May 12,, 00:31

Hell. My wife doesn't even trust my current girlfriend. If they ever meet I fear that I would lose more than just teeth.

**Gun Grape** · 02 May 12,, 00:50

Originally Posted by bonehead

Hell. My wife doesn't even trust my current girlfriend. If they ever meet I fear that I would lose more than just teeth.

Something like this, maybe?

**bonehead** · 02 May 12,, 01:33

Shoot. I am more worried about what the girlfriend would do. She might.......CUT ME OFF!

P.S. Do they still sell Athletic cups?

**bigross86** · 02 May 12,, 08:56

Dentists... Spawn of the devil, the lot of them

**HKDan** · 02 May 12,, 13:14

I can't claim to know much about women, don't think any honest man really can. But I do know that I would never, ever break up with a woman and then let her sedate me. This guy has got to be a grade A moron.

**Doktor** · 02 May 12,, 18:35

Originally Posted by HKDan

I can't claim to know much about women, don't think any honest man really can. But I do know that I would never, ever break up with a woman and then let her sedate me. This guy has got to be a grade A moron.

If I may add... or her friend(s)