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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowFever View Post
    Learn and watch what?

    He just insulted an RSM from the 1st Royal Tank Regiment and you want me to learn that?

    Hell, I can rib a Captain and maybe even a Colonel.....but you have to be suicidal to mess with a senior NCO....
    You seem suicidal enough
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    What do you mean???

    Maj. Delta started this whole mess and now he's just sitting back liking all the post with an evil grin on his face.

    Can we just pretend Benny insulted the all the RSMs AND GSs of the world and just focus on that from now on?

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    Blame the Jew eh?
    No such thing as a good tax - Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
    The only admitted cross dresser, GS, is the RSM Tigger and I dare you to say that to his face.
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    You get him to show up, the Gunny will say it to his face, and I'll sell tickets and popcorn and take bets. How's that?
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    Only a lowly enlisted is stupid enough to have anything to do with a battle of the titans.
    How about this.

    The Col gets the RSM to show up. Ben sells tickets and popcorn for the big event.

    Then the RSM and I beat the crap out of the misguided youngster. Take all the money.

    Then the Col, the RSM and the Gunny can retire to a more civilized place. Enjoy a good meal,drinks and camaraderie. All courtesy of Ben.
    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    How about this.

    The Col gets the RSM to show up. Ben sells tickets and popcorn for the big event.

    Then the RSM and I beat the crap out of the misguided youngster. Take all the money.

    Then the Col, the RSM and the Gunny can retire to a more civilized place. Enjoy a good meal,drinks and camaraderie. All courtesy of Ben.
    If Wayne's tea gets cold as he takes care of this wippersnapper then there will be serious implications. He may well have to roll up a sleeve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    How about this.

    The Col gets the RSM to show up. Ben sells tickets and popcorn for the big event.

    Then the RSM and I beat the crap out of the misguided youngster. Take all the money.

    Then the Col, the RSM and the Gunny can retire to a more civilized place. Enjoy a good meal,drinks and camaraderie. All courtesy of Ben.
    Not only would I condone this campaign, but I would highly recommend it.

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    Btw....is this "more civilized place" that the titans are talking about somewhere in Montreal?

    If it is, I don't want to be anywhere close when they begin to enjoy their "camaraderie" for each other.
    Last edited by YellowFever; 01 May 12, at 23:46.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowFever View Post
    What do you mean???

    Maj. Delta started this whole mess and now he's just sitting back liking all the post with an evil grin on his face.

    Can we just pretend Benny insulted the all the RSMs AND GSs of the world and just focus on that from now on?
    Hey Yellar,

    What the hell do you mean? You insult the Colonel, an RSM and the Gunny, not mentioning what all you call Ben and blame it all on me? I do appreciate your talent when it comes to getting all ranks gangup against you and proclaim your little ahrse as their sovereign property, but then thats it. You are egging all at the same time, a very dangerous move I must say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    How about this.

    The Col gets the RSM to show up. Ben sells tickets and popcorn for the big event.

    Then the RSM and I beat the crap out of the misguided youngster. Take all the money.

    Then the Col, the RSM and the Gunny can retire to a more civilized place. Enjoy a good meal,drinks and camaraderie. All courtesy of Ben.
    I was thinking of cutting the winner in on the profits, but if that's how you wanna roll, fine... (And I want you to know, I was rooting for you, Gunny)
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deltacamelately View Post
    Hey Yellar,

    What the hell do you mean? You insult the Colonel, an RSM and the Gunny, not mentioning what all you call Ben and blame it all on me? I do appreciate your talent when it comes to getting all ranks gangup against you and proclaim your little ahrse as their sovereign property, but then thats it. You are egging all at the same time, a very dangerous move I must say.
    So, it is not only my perception of the things

    Quote Originally Posted by Doktor View Post
    You seem suicidal enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigross86 View Post
    I was thinking of cutting the winner in on the profits, but if that's how you wanna roll, fine... (And I want you to know, I was rooting for you, Gunny)
    From what I could understand, the winners will cut the profit between each other, while the only cut you will get will be from the beating they gonna perform to entertain the spectators.
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    Somebody threaten Yellow again
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Abusing Yellow is meant to be a labor of love, not something you sell to the highest bidder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
    Do I get you right? You have more balls than the rest of us?
    First testicular guard used in hockey 1874, First helmet used in 1974. It took men 100 years to realize that their brain is important too.

    So no Colonel, I do not have to wear a guard.
    Last edited by Julie; 03 May 12, at 05:45.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    First testicular guard used in hockey 1874, First helmet used in 1974. It took men 100 years to realize that their brain is important too.

    So no Colonel, I do not have to wear a guard.
    I disagree Maam!

    Actually it is called sympathy. We tried to save the balls, compromising ours heads for YOUR sake. Didn't want you to suffer the obvious absence of dear pleasure/ecstacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    First testicular guard used in hockey 1874, First helmet used in 1974. It took men 100 years to realize that their brain is important too.

    So no Colonel, I do not have to wear a guard.
    So, you got balls of steel then.
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