What did I miss?

**Wayfarer** · 23 Oct 11,, 03:24

Back after a few months of absence - what has been happening on WAB since I have gone? Most people probably don't know me, but thats alright, I follow the intrepid tales of WABBITS closely.. (espc. the chronicles of yellow)

**YellowFever** · 23 Oct 11,, 06:04

Nothing much.

tankie got a new trike he nicknamed "Santa Claus" because it makes him feel good and he likes to fantasize about it.

Benny and Dok had a little falling out and Dok is no longer a minion.

Tarek has gone wild and is using unsuspecting members as guinea pigs.

Benny got some tail and it announcing it to everybody he meets.

Pari recommended a great flag so I incorporated into my avatar.

Gun Grape has been gone for awhile because SNSD made a comeback and he's glued to the TV.

Mr. lukins is going around and cleaning up after tankie whenever tankie messes up a thread.

you know.....

....a typical few months at WAB...

**Wayfarer** · 24 Oct 11,, 07:08

Noo! The Colonel has left us!!

**Doktor** · 24 Oct 11,, 07:26

He is back.

**YellowFever** · 24 Oct 11,, 07:49

Not on a regular basis.

C'mon, Col, get yer ass back here on a permanent basis!

We need you!!

**Doktor** · 24 Oct 11,, 07:53

Leisure time in Canada, what can I say.

**YellowFever** · 24 Oct 11,, 07:56

Well, maybe if you offered to be his minion.......

**bigross86** · 24 Oct 11,, 11:35

Back off, Yellow...

**dave lukins** · 24 Oct 11,, 11:49

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

Back after a few months of absence - what has been happening on WAB since I have gone? Most people probably don't know me, but thats alright, I follow the intrepid tales of WABBITS closely.. (espc. the chronicles of yellow)

So there it is Wayfarer..As you can see without guidance from the Colonel and sharp rebukes by Bluesman we are falling apart at the seams. The chronicles of Yellow are being used to break the resolve of all known terrorist. It has been reported that they have all cracked and have promised to be good boys and girls in future. Screams of "no more no more we beg you" seems to confirm this. All this after only an hour.

**YellowFever** · 24 Oct 11,, 21:13

Originally Posted by dave lukins

So there it is Wayfarer..As you can see without guidance from the Colonel and sharp rebukes by Bluesman we are falling apart at the seams. The chronicles of Yellow are being used to break the resolve of all known terrorist. It has been reported that they have all cracked and have promised to be good boys and girls in future. Screams of "no more no more we beg you" seems to confirm this. All this after only an hour.

Ya got me, Mr. lukins.

My ultimate goal was a dozen strip bars in Taliban infested parts of Afghanistan and Pakistan and I will make it a reality.

**Julie** · 25 Oct 11,, 01:39

Yello, I can not believe you did not mention me !!!

Julie got kicked out of the Mod division for being a bitch....and I have no earthly idea why, after all these years, they just now realized I was one....

It was just like a light bulb finally came on in their head or something....

**Wayfarer** · 25 Oct 11,, 09:59

Originally Posted by Julie

Yello, I can not believe you did not mention me !!!

Julie got kicked out of the Mod division for being a bitch....and I have no earthly idea why, after all these years, they just now realized I was one....

It was just like a light bulb finally came on in their head or something....

Perhaps the nefarious plots of our infamous resident Kraut are coming to fruition...

**Doktor** · 25 Oct 11,, 10:23

Wayrafer, mentioning the Kraut it reminded me.

You've also missed Yellow being all pink, courtesy of the higher powers.

**Officer of Engineers** · 30 Oct 11,, 05:02

Originally Posted by YellowFever

Not on a regular basis.

C'mon, Col, get yer ass back here on a permanent basis!

We need you!!

Goose hunt. Then, a moose hunt. And next week will be my deer hunt. So, unless you want a Yellar season, I am going to snooze in my tree stand for the next 2 weeks.

**YellowFever** · 30 Oct 11,, 05:13

Translations:

Goose Hunt = "Got tickets to a Chez Mado show in Montreal."

Moose Hunt = "Might be visiting Las Vegas.......never seen a Celine Dion concert...at least not with other people and with clothes on."

Deer Hunt = "Christmas season approaching. The princesses might be bringing boyfriends...need to make shot gun shells."

Colonel, if you're going to be away for awhile, can you start a food fight before you go.....I'm grinding my axes and I need a good place to bury it.