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    After 22 Years of Marriage...

    I have finally realized that sometimes the bathroom fan is not enough!

    Who knew?!?!?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albany Rifles View Post
    I have finally realized that sometimes the bathroom fan is not enough!

    Who knew?!?!?!!
    The wife...but she still love you

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    Should I even ask?
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    huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albany Rifles View Post
    I have finally realized that sometimes the bathroom fan is not enough!

    Who knew?!?!?!!
    If you realized that 20 years ago, you'd be a out of jail by now
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    Something special for you folks tonight: For the very first time ever, the prize for the weirdest comment of the evening goes to.... Albany Rifles!!!
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    But you're a Celtics fan....you should be used to things stinking up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigross86 View Post
    Something special for you folks tonight: For the very first time ever, the prize for the weirdest comment of the evening goes to.... Albany Rifles!!!
    Does it warrant Butter Cookies

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    No, but everyone gets free shots. At him
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    Turn the fan on and give it a 5 min head start before going in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albany Rifles View Post
    I have finally realized that sometimes the bathroom fan is not enough!

    Who knew?!?!?!!
    The dog.
    Chimo

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    I believe it's called a courtesy flush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmchairGeneral View Post
    I believe it's called a courtesy flush.
    You're not married. My wife (and I) thought nothing of it of taking a dump while the other was in the shower. Both of us had to get to work on time.
    Chimo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
    You're not married. My wife (and I) thought nothing of it of taking a dump while the other was in the shower. Both of us had to get to work on time.
    Since you were in the Army, coming late to work was never an option
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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
    You're not married. My wife (and I) thought nothing of it of taking a dump while the other was in the shower. Both of us had to get to work on time.

    Hahaha, when my wife and I crossed that barrier we realized that the marriage was going to last. There aren't too many women out there you can get that comfortable with and still be attracted too.

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