Going to Be in the New York Area Next Week

**bigross86** · 27 Jul 11,, 12:46

All right, children, it's been a long stretch and we weren't sure it was gonna happen, but I've finally got dates for my flights and my trip to NY. I'm going to be landing in NY August 4th and leaving August 15th. I'm hoping to see as many of you guys as I can, but a lot of my time from August 10th-August 14th will be taken up with one of my best friends' wedding. Anytime before that however, should be great. Lemme know when is good for you and we'll definitely get in touch, chill and quaff a beer or seven.

**YellowFever** · 27 Jul 11,, 15:31

Oh great, first BF and now you.

**bigross86** · 27 Jul 11,, 15:41

Well, you're nowhere near NY, so what's it to you?

**YellowFever** · 27 Jul 11,, 15:50

Well, that's true but according to Dubi, you guys are responsible for everything from the black plague to the eruption of Krakatowa so I'm scared for my country.

And, Bf...well, he's an Aussie and they're just weird.

**bigross86** · 27 Jul 11,, 16:00

Don't worry, I've put you on the list. We'll only torture and mutilate you and your loved ones more towards the end, so you can also partake in some of the fun. If you submit a special request, we can jump your mother in law to the head of the line...

**YellowFever** · 27 Jul 11,, 16:06

Hell, no.

I love my mother in law.....

She, at least, makes great sammiches.....

**bigross86** · 27 Jul 11,, 16:17

If it's sammiches you're interested in, I hear Julie's got a daughter headed near marrying age. If you make Julie your mother in law, perhaps you'll finally get her to make you sammiches!

**YellowFever** · 27 Jul 11,, 19:31

Now, you're pushing it.

Even I will go only so far for a sammich......

Besides, my wife might not undertand.

**Julie** · 28 Jul 11,, 00:08

Originally Posted by bigross86

If it's sammiches you're interested in, I hear Julie's got a daughter headed near marrying age. If you make Julie your mother in law, perhaps you'll finally get her to make you sammiches!

Are u stupid?

**YellowFever** · 28 Jul 11,, 00:13

Originally Posted by Julie

Are u stupid?

OMG, Julie.....YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK????

I mean his posts over the years weren't proof enough?

**bigross86** · 28 Jul 11,, 00:44

Hey, I was counting on him being foolish enough to actually fall for it. I would have laughed my ass off if it actually worked...

**Wayfarer** · 28 Jul 11,, 12:09

Originally Posted by YellowFever

he's an Aussie and they're just weird.

OI. That's it, this is war. Bigross, where do I sign up and what do I do?

**bigross86** · 28 Jul 11,, 12:11

You've just been drafted. Your sole mission is to mock Yellowbelly at every given opportunity. Luckily for you, it's an easy mission

**YellowFever** · 28 Jul 11,, 16:08

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

OI. That's it, this is war. Bigross, where do I sign up and what do I do?

I'm sorry, Wayfarer, I didn't think my post would offend the Ozzies... Primarily because I didn't think you guys could read....

**bigross86** · 28 Jul 11,, 17:23

Here ya go, Wayfarer, here's your first shot

Yellow, your first mistake was thinking. Your second was typing. But the third is that you bit off more than you could chew. Everyone knows that out of all the Ozzies it's the Queenslanders that can't read. The rest of them can even write and do maths!