Man Removes Wart From Finger With Shotgun! lol

**Southie** · 16 Jun 11,, 19:06

Bedeviled by a painful wart that no cream, ointment or doctor could cure, Sean Murphy reportedly decided to try a radical — and permanent — at-home procedure. His surgical tool: a 12-bore Beretta shotgun.

..In a move that seems fitting of the Wild West, rather than modern England, the security guard fortified himself with a healthy dose of the local anaesthetic — in lager form, naturally — stretched out his left hand, aimed, and pulled the trigger.

Unfortunately for Murphy, the blast had collateral damage. According to The Telegraph, it blew off nearly the entire middle finger on his left hand, and left the 38-year-old facing possible prison time for illegal possession of a firearm.

Man uses shotgun to blast off painful wart - World news - Weird news - msnbc.com

But the best part was a comment that was posted -

Jeez, it's a good thing he didn't have genital warts

OMG...LOL!!!!!!

**bigross86** · 16 Jun 11,, 19:18

Wow... Just wow...

**gunnut** · 16 Jun 11,, 19:39

NHS couldn't handle a wart?

**YellowFever** · 16 Jun 11,, 20:02

Hey, the man had no cream, ointment or a doctor......what the hell did you expect him to do?

**USSWisconsin** · 16 Jun 11,, 20:09

yep, he should have used a .22 on his wart.... overkill, I wonder why cutting or burning it off didn't occur to him - good thing he didn't have access to explosives.

**texasjohn** · 16 Jun 11,, 20:23

Originally Posted by YellowFever

Hey, the man had no cream, ointment or a doctor......what the hell did you expect him to do?

Why didn't you make him a sammich!!

**YellowFever** · 16 Jun 11,, 21:48

Dear: TJ,

I realize "make him a sammich" is a phrase beloved in WAB and is all the rage these days but you have to learn to use it in the proper context.

Please make a note of it.

Thankyou,

YF

**bigross86** · 16 Jun 11,, 21:51

Some guidelines:

1) Must be used in the proper context. Making fun of wimmen and feminists - Good. Making fun of warts - Bad
2) Almost always said to a woman, usually Julie. Can be said to anyone, but won't quite get the same effect

Start with those two. If you're still having problems comprehending the matter, then all hope is lost for you

**YellowFever** · 16 Jun 11,, 21:59

Dude, you're talking to TJ.

All hope has been long lost for awhile now....... :(

**bigross86** · 16 Jun 11,, 22:12

So his sheep's name was "All hope"?

**YellowFever** · 16 Jun 11,, 22:46

Actually, the animal's name was BILL..but let's not go there.

**texasjohn** · 16 Jun 11,, 23:20

Originally Posted by YellowFever

Actually, the animal's name was BILL..but let's not go there.

Oh! STILL miss Bill do ya? let's not go There?LOL! you already did!! why do you think Pari took the sheep and bolted?? btw, here on WAB a sammich fixes everything!!