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    There was a massive fight last night. All I could think of was "If Brock was here".
    On the other hand, maybe I should give the DJ a SWSNBN CD and see if that worked...

    (sarcasm)

    Physical confrontation is not the answer?
    SWSNBN is the answer?
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    Yall are soooo in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    So for those that don't know who "SWSNBN" is.
    GS, you are a sick twisted bastard! I am going to stick an Anne Murray in a bikini pic in your post. You won't know when and where I'm going to do it.

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    Ok, now that the gates are open....IT'S PICTURE POSTING TIME! )
    Somehow, she's more scary than Brock.
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    There was a massive fight last night. All I could think of was "If Brock was here".
    He would have crushed the opposition...

    Somehow, she's more scary than Brock.
    Which of the two do you want least on top of you....



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    Where there is smoke there is fire; Brock is on to those red bastards!

    Score one for team America!!!!1111!11eleven

    Editorial: Don't blame Canada for what ails you
    Editorial: Don't blame Canada for what ails you
    Mixed martial arts monkey Brock Lesnar slammed the Canadian health-care system as "Third World" this week.

    Lesnar, who was out killing our wildlife at some hunting lodge, was suffering from diverticulitis, a condition that causes the colon to become inflamed. Lesnar's intestine became perforated, which meant his body was being slowly poisoned from within.

    At a press conference to announce something of no importance to anyone, the former wrestler said he was rushed to a Canadian medical facility that did not meet his standards.

    "They couldn't do nothing for me," he said. "It was like I was in a Third World country. I just looked at my wife and she saved my life. I had to get out of there."

    Lesnar's wife "drove 100 miles per hour" across the border to Bismarck, N.D.

    While we can excuse a double negative at the press conference, we seriously should have issued the lovely couple a speeding ticket.

    Lesnar claimed that the care he received in the U.S. and later at the prestigious Mayo Clinic, was far superior and thus evidence that the U.S. health-care system is the best in the world. Well that's great. Hope you never come back.

    Incidentally, Brock, one of the causes of diverticulosis in a man of your age is excessive steroid use.

    Patient, heal thyself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chunder View Post
    There was a massive fight last night. All I could think of was "If Brock was here".
    On the other hand, maybe I should give the DJ a SWSNBN CD and see if that worked...

    (sarcasm)

    Physical confrontation is not the answer?
    SWSNBN is the answer?
    If the DJ had played her, the two idiots would have left on their own ... along with most of the patrons.

    Quote Originally Posted by troung View Post
    Which of the two do you want least on top of you....
    Gee, one is one hit, one kill, fast, and painless.

    The other I have to look into her face and hear her all night long.

    What do you think?
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    A barrage from Brock's lunch box sized fists or looking at you know who naked... it is a hard choice...
    Last edited by troung; 25 Jan 10, at 01:18.
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    Quote Originally Posted by troung View Post
    With more patriots like Brock Lesnar we are finally getting the story out about you people


    What an ignorant thing to say..... I am so proud to be Canadian!!!!!!!

    P.S.
    Brock Lesnar is not a patriot....he is just a juicehead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerbell View Post
    What an ignorant thing to say..... I am so proud to be Canadian!!!!!!!

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    Brock Lesnar is not a patriot....he is just a juicehead
    Actually, he wouldn't gotten sick if he had more juice.
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    PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!! We don't have to pay to live! My mother in law had breast cancer and the amazing doctors in Ontario removed it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
    Actually, he wouldn't gotten sick if he had more juice.

    that is actually funny.

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    PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!!
    You shouldn't be.

    We don't have to pay to live!
    Other then lots of taxes

    My mother in law had breast cancer and the amazing doctors in Ontario removed it!!!
    Which other people, who have never met her, were forced to pay. Furthermore; who the hell is happy with their mother in law surviving? Maybe other people paying, but her living?
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    Quote Originally Posted by troung View Post
    Other then lots of taxes

    Which people, who have never met her were forced to pay. Furthermore; who the hell is happy with their mother in law surviving? Maybe other people paying, but her living?
    Oooh, ouch!!!
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    Put this Brock guy on skates and see he long he would last against Ti Domi!!!!!

    Of course if you would put SWWNBN on skates and she will look like a capital L.
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    Zip it Canuck...

    Put this Brock guy on skates and see he long he would last against Ti Domi!!!!!
    You ever seen Orca? Brock would smash any Canadian ice skater.
    To sit down with these men and deal with them as the representatives of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride ones own dignity and to invite the disaster of their treachery - General Matthew Ridgway

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