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    WAB Cautioner of Poo Senior Contributor Debbie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    A new girl and a new beginning. Hopefully.
    Awesome!
    Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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    COOL!!!!

    Took me all of 35 minutes to break my "I won't touch a cigarette ever again" resolution.

    I thought I'd last at least an hour or so on that one.....

    Some chick just walked up to me at the club and told me I should "go green" as a New Year's Resolution so I've decided to go green this year.

    1) Only drink Johnny Walker Green from here on.

    2) To drink green beer, not only on St. Paddy's day but year round. Shamus must be proud of me on this one.

    3) To only use green trees for campfire and not the old dead brown ones.


    God, I hate environmental wackjobs......and I think I'm coming down with a headache.....ugh. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by gryphon View Post
    for the ones who want to quit smoking be sure that you can.. it was too hard for me while waiting for the time not to arrive in the last day of 2007 for my promise to give up smoking..it was 23:59 i was still smoking but at 00:00.. the end..and for 2 years i'm not smoking.
    about loosing weight also the same.. i thought it was too hard for me but i did. i' m sure you can...
    It took me 30+ years to stop smoking..now I need to cut down the alchohol intake and loose a bit of weight. I will do it

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    Well happy new year boyz n girls , and dont forget its winter , and our feathered friends are finding it hard to find food , so go to the pet store and buy a bag o nuts as there is no finer site on a cold winters morning to find a pair of t1ts around your nutsack , but its too early to expect a swallow


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    ^what the heck are you blabbing about now?

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    There are alot more smokers in here than I realized. I have to have a cigarette first thing with my coffee in the morning. For me to quit, I'm going to have to stop the coffee in the morning. If I stop my morning coffee, AND quit smoking, boy, am I really going to be a bitch during the day.

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    I don't smoke at home only at work. Shut the office down last Wed. Haven't had a cigarette since.

    But come monday morning, I'll buy a fresh pack before 9AM . I open the office at 7:30
    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    My resolutions were to carry on smoking, shooting, hunting etc etc, and just enjoy life more, why is it people think they have to screw with themselves and their little pleasures just because a new year has come??

    Most of us here know that death is everywhere just waiting for us and our loved ones, so just enjoy it while you can.

    I did decide to do more sport in the new year, and have started on my new fitness program. Yesterday I spent ten minute contemplating it and was exhausted......

    BTW., please don't send me invited to Mafia wars etc on FB, as I don't get off on things like that.... If you do and I ignore the invite don't get pi$$ed at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    There are alot more smokers in here than I realized. I have to have a cigarette first thing with my coffee in the morning. For me to quit, I'm going to have to stop the coffee in the morning. If I stop my morning coffee, AND quit smoking, boy, am I really going to be a bitch during the day.
    Alright! Let's hear it for the bitches if they don't have their coffee and smoke first thing in the morning! I'm usually up at 4:30 - 5:00. First thing I do is get the coffee going. Then I feed the cats. Yes they come second to coffee. Then while the coffee is brewing I go outside and have my first morning smoke! Ahhhh....Even on very cold mornings! Horrible little habits we have. And yet when I go to visit my parents, I don't smoke. I guess I would rather deal with the semi-withdrawal symptoms then to have to deal with my dad, an EX-SMOKER! OMG...you never want to be in public with him and have a smoker anywhere near you! He says the most God awful things, of course loud enough for the smoker to hear! Damn...you got me started! Well, I'm going to stop right now before I go on a horrible rant about him.
    “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” ~ Jimi Hendrix
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    There are alot more smokers in here than I realized. I have to have a cigarette first thing with my coffee in the morning. For me to quit, I'm going to have to stop the coffee in the morning. If I stop my morning coffee, AND quit smoking, boy, am I really going to be a bitch during the day.
    For me it's cigarette after sex. Every single GD time after sex, i light up!

    Damn, I gotta break my 3 packs a day habit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowFever View Post
    For me it's cigarette after sex. Every single GD time after sex, i light up!

    Damn, I gotta break my 3 packs a day habit.
    Throw your porno mags away and wear mittens. Then there will be no reason to smoke
    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    Throw your porno mags away and wear mittens. Then there will be no reason to smoke

    But.....but....what do I do with all the free time? :(
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    I left some K-pop for you to watch on the music thread.

    Listen to it
    Its called Tourist Season. So why can't we shoot them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    Throw your porno mags away and wear mittens. Then there will be no reason to smoke
    OMG LMAO...I choked on my coffee !

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    Q: Do you always smoke after sex?
    A: Dunno. I've never looked.

    Prof

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