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my friend went on vac to paris, aside from gypsies, that try to get your money or steal your things, he had one unplesant experience.
riding a train him and his wife were sitting across some lady reading magazine, and what they thought was highliting something in there, when train stoped, she threw that magazine at them,and ran out, they were like wtf, than they looked at the magazine, that lady drew big swastikas on dozens of pages, my friend was wearing a chain with the star of david.
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The worst tourists are grounps of young men.
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*Waving hands in a disorderly way* Ha! these people have no culture and no history! they call their piss "wine" with a straight face, their chicks are average, plus the things they do with their sheep that I didn't quite understand, and they don't even speak FRENCH! Lets bomb them, honey.
![]() Its the world who comes to France, not the other way around.
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Its the world who comes to France, not the other way around.
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Edit: can't say b00bs??? This is an American board or what? Last edited by Oscar; 07-10-2009 at 09:22 AM.. |
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A group of young U.S. soldiers stationed in Germany enter a local Biergarten at a Friday night. After several rounds of beer they start to loudly tell tales of past conquests (of girls) and other exploits, each story trying to top the ones before it. After a while they notice that an old German man sitting near them is only laughing and shaking his head at their stories. After they ask him what he finds so funny the old man replies: "That is the best you have ever done? Some Farmers daughter? Or a brawl in some small backwater town Inn? Listen lads, when I was you age, me and some budies went to Paris and the famous Moulin Rouge. We drank their whole supply of liquors, had sex with every girl, trashed the whole place to pieces and left without paying a dime. It was the best night of our life..." Not being wanted to get toped by some old German guy the soldiers accept the challange and decide to visit the Moulin Rouge on their own, with promise to tell their adventure as soon as they return. One week later the old German guy sees the group of American again in the Biergarten. Badly beaten up, with apparrantly several broken bones. "My god, what happened to you??" he asks them "Well, we did what you said, we went to Paris and the Moulin Rouge, got drunk and started to trash the place...until at least a dozen bouncers jumped us.." "You must have done something wrong" the old man replies. "What do you mean? We did everything exactly like you said!" one of the soldiers replies. After a moment of thinking the old man replies. "Well, how did you get to Paris for example?" confused one G.I. replies: "We rented a car and drove, why?" "Ah..." the German answers" "See, thats what you did wrong. Me and my budies went there not by car but with the first Panzerdivision..." |
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Though, when I was in France the people were always actually rather nice and polite. Though it made a huge difference if you tried to talk to them in broken French (which they prefered) or more or less fluent English (with most did not like). |
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