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    Cheetos assault

    TopHatter, This didn't involve you did it?

    Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

    SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

    According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    TopHatter, This didn't involve you did it?
    I hate to admit it but that's what I thought too. TH, were in anywhere near Shelbyville recently?
    Last edited by sappersgt; 27 Jun 09, at 04:26.
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    Wait a second, TH has a girlfriend?
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    Found this picture. She may have lured him in with snacks
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    Or this girl. In a room made of Cheetos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmchairGeneral View Post
    I've always wondered what the Administrator's Lounge looks like.

    Something like this maybe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers View Post
    Wait a second, TH has a girlfriend?
    I found this picture of Angelina Jolie. Notice the snacks. She is carrying the mark of TH)
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    You will all burn in hellfire for your flippant and irreverent jokes about the Gift Of the Almighty Cheetah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopHatter View Post
    You will all burn in hellfire for your flippant and irreverent jokes about the Gift Of the Almighty Cheetah!
    As long as we get to drive there in this
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    And who stands more of a chance of burning.

    We who jest about the cheetah?


    Or the Japanese for making strawberry chocolate Cheetos?
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    Cheetos....only good in the baked variety.
    Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    Cheetos....only good in the baked variety.
    :gag: You heretic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun Grape View Post
    I found this picture of Angelina Jolie. Notice the snacks. She is carrying the mark of TH)
    OMG, TH is Brad Pitt???

    Did you guys notice the delicate thought process that led to this complex conclusion

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