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    Orgasimic Screaming Female Tennis players

    Enough already. Even though they may think it sounds cool and competitive,this silly screaming thing adopted by female tennis players the past few years has become such an annoyance officials are contemplating action to stifle the screams. Amen. It has to stop. When the scream becomes mightier than the serve,and only slightly less important than what they wear...enough said. By the way. The screams of the Russian star with the "legs",was recorded and confirmed to by just a tad below a lions roar in terms of decibels. I suppose it really doesn,t matter. By the time we learn how to pronounce most of their names I suppose the issue will be solved.)

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    Yeah, I read up on the latest "screamer" 2 weeks ago, forget her name though, it all started with Anna Kournakova or Sharapova, both hotties )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobbme View Post
    Yeah, I read up on the latest "screamer" 2 weeks ago, forget her name though, it all started with Anna Kournakova or Sharapova, both hotties )
    Most definately and I'm not complaining. If the girls want to scream or grunt all the better so long as they look hot doing it.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarecr View Post
    Enough already. Even though they may think it sounds cool and competitive,this silly screaming thing adopted by female tennis players the past few years has become such an annoyance officials are contemplating action to stifle the screams. Amen. It has to stop. When the scream becomes mightier than the serve,and only slightly less important than what they wear...enough said. By the way. The screams of the Russian star with the "legs",was recorded and confirmed to by just a tad below a lions roar in terms of decibels. I suppose it really doesn,t matter. By the time we learn how to pronounce most of their names I suppose the issue will be solved.)
    One of the main reasons I never, ever watch tennis, men's or women's. It's absurdly over-the-top.
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    Hmpf......thought this thread was about something else.....
    Welcome, you step into a forum of the flash bang, chew toy hell, and shove it down your throat brutal honesty. OoE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    Hmpf......thought this thread was about something else.....
    I was thinking, "They know my ex-wife?"!
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    Monica Seles was the original screamer. Her high pitched grunts were very disturbing to her opponents. She tried to stop doing that because people made fun of her. Then she started to lose. So she went back to grunting. Then she started to win again.

    Anna Kournikova was hot. It didn't matter that she never won any major tournament. In fact I think the highest finish ever for her was 4th place in a grand slam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sappersgt View Post
    I was thinking, "They know my ex-wife?"!
    Or in my case the girl next door.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sappersgt View Post
    I was thinking, "They know my ex-wife?"!

    So female tennis players are screaming: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get away from me with that thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    So female tennis players are screaming: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get away from me with that thing?
    That was when I showed up with my original wood, catgut racket, complete with frame and wingnuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sappersgt View Post
    That was when I showed up with my original wood, catgut racket, complete with frame and wingnuts.

    So that is what you are calling those parts in your pants these days?
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    They have nothing on lady curlers. There was this pretty looking blonde girl in the last Olympics that would yell a lot. A guy I was watching it with noticed that if you had no picture you'd think it was a porno. :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by SapperSgt
    That was when I showed up with my original wood, catgut racket, complete with frame and wingnuts
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    So that is what you are calling those parts in your pants these days?
    Sapper, You left yourself wide open for that reply.

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    Where the hell are the videos!? What is happening to the quality of these discussions?!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7thsfsniper View Post
    Where the hell are the videos!? What is happening to the quality of these discussions?!!!!!
    Yeah really...what on earth are y'all talking about??
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