Worst Beer

[Blue]

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[diodetriode]

Later on in my life I found the worst beer in Africa. More like "beer soup", it came in a waxed liter carton like orange juice. Very popular with the locals, I've found it in South Africa, Zimbabwe, Angola, Zambia. Made from fermented mealie, is non filtered and tastes just like slightly alcoholic carbonated oatmeal. It actually is pretty good but be warned, it will instantly cure you of "occasional irregularity". In a big way.)

No, not Mealies (maize), but sorghum. It used to be called Kaffir Beer, then Bantu beer, then Sorghum beer, then Traditional Beer but universally known as "K" Beer. For anyone who cares about such things, anthropologists reckon its the closest thing to the type of beer drunk by the Ancient Egyptians.

Funny thing, Beer. It probably causes more disputes than anything other than the skills of a national sports team. I speak as someone who kept an substantial Home Pub some years back and entrance was conditional on producing at least two international beers sourced on a trip to the country of origin and a wife that did the PR for the South African Breweries ( Now SAB-Miller). I collected over 200 samples before I had to abandon the project due to the donors drinking all of my scotch.
Clementine Churchill once said "I hate the taste of beer!", to which Sir Winston replied " That is a prejudice most people have at first, but which they find easy to overcome"
It doesn't matter how shitty the beer is--when there is nothing else one gets used to it after the third or fourth round.
Worst beer in the world? Too many candidates.
Best beer in the world?
It's 5.00PM, the temperature is 35C outside, its been a shit day, the bottle/flagon/tankard/glass/stein is at exactly 2 degrees C with beads of condensation rolling down the outside------------better than sex!

[Bigfella]

Blue Tongue is also pretty good...

What NOT to drink:
XXXX; A Queensland drop that only Queenslanders drink... They also cant spell, read or write hense the name

Victoria Bitter (VB); Any beer with the same acronym as a nerve agent cant be good.

Crown Lager; An attempt at a premium beer... i think its just rebottled VB in a fancy (and much worse for beer flattening dynamics) bottle. Charged at double the price... at least VB realises its cheap rubbish

Chakos,

I am pretty much out of the habit of drinking these days. There have been a ton of good new beers hit the market since I stopped - many of them from microbreweries. Mountain Goat from my own part of Melbourne is a good example, but there are many others.

VB is great when you are very hot & it is very cold. Otherwise not a favourite. Having said that, it still accounts for over 40% of packaged beer sales in Australia, so perhaps we are the odd ones out.

XXXX actually traces its roots to victoria (castlemaine), but we have long since disowned it - worst beer on the Eastern seaboard, and that is saying something in a market dominated by CUB (bad) & Tooheys (so much worse). Eagle draft from SA & Swan from WA are in competition for awfulness. Oh, and if you are going to poke fun at Queenslanders & their well known educational deficiencies, best spell basic words like hence properly.

Agreed on Crown Lager too. Have never understood why anyone would bother paying more for something that tasted just as bad as everything else CUB brew (I have to type quietly as I literally live in the shadow of the largest CUB brewery in Australia - 2nd largest brewery in Sth Hemisphere - they might send out the Beer Police to get me ).

All this beer talk awakening my inner Homer.

[Blue]

Here's to ya BF!!

[Bigfella]

Here's to ya BF!!

There's a little bit of Homer in all of us mate (and some of us have more than others) )