A Female by Another Name....... - Page 2

Debbie · 04-30-2008, 23:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gun Grape

The ZZ Top pearl necklace come later

edit: Running for cover now.
But I've been wanting to post something on this thread all day. Couldn't hold it in any longer

I'm waiting to find out who doesn't understand your reference.

Glad to help you out BTW.

gunnut · 05-01-2008, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Debbie

Does she have to wear the pearls?

Of course not. She doesn't have to wear anything at all.

dave lukins · 05-01-2008, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Debbie

I did tell the dog who is male to stop leaving piles of this stuff, but he disagreed. I then tried to stifle him, but he barked and from what I could hypothesize, he was trying to tell me that he was a victim of improper societal toilet training brought on by my lack of female responsibilty.

Was he smiling whilst you were chastising him? He's only getting his own back on you as you have been

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petulantly anti-male

tim52 · 05-01-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Southie

I think one actress that fits the "Broad" title would be Kathleen Turner! I love her voice!!! Very sultry sounding.

Southie, you nailed it in one. I couldn't agree more.

Debbie · 05-01-2008, 12:14 PM

My Dear Mr. Lukins, I adore men and am not petulantly anti-male as you put it. If there were a couple of them around they would be put to very good use.

dave lukins · 05-01-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Debbie

My Dear Mr. Lukins, I adore men and am not petulantly anti-male as you put it.

If there were a couple of them around they would be put to very good use.

My dear lady would I say you were Petulant in any shape or form...god forbid

'Twas only quoting from the post of that quidnunc

Ecarecr.

The Chap · 06-23-2008, 04:34 AM

Well, I suppose it was inevitable that one of a girls innate skills - typing - should be expressed in a periodical. (Yes, yes, I am accutely aware of the grave I'm digging, but hey, I may as well ensure I'm six feet under

)

In this modern newfangled intermenety do-dah, the opportunities for endless exchanges of facile crap and tittle-tattle have move from crossing the garden fence to crossing the globe. One would have expected that the arrival of the portable television would have been the modern womans' cornucopia. Happily fulfilling her divinely ordained station, woman and stove become one. With her pretty little head suckling at the mind numbing teat that is the soap opera she need not give a second thought to her aching feet. As the lady of the house she is content that her man will be sated by her efforts, not simply once as his majestic belly is filled, but again at his whim later, as she lays on her back. No doubt thinking of [chose country]. Probably England.

Progess is chimeric. Mans march toward utopia is speeded by highways of faustian cobbles. The natural migration of womankind between kitchen and bedroom has its cycle interupted by automation!

The circadian rhythm askew, the smaller and ephemeral "lady brain" panics during desperately long afternoons where the guiding male voice is absent.

Ideas, unnaturally gestated, may well take her to such dementia as Feminism. Psycologically related to socialism, delusions such as the female orgasm may occur. Quite how preposterous this is I only illustrate (!) by the obvious: a woman cannot orgasm as she has no penis. Mostly.

Grabbing the nearest phallus, the pen, she scribbles away.

So we see social order rot. Believing she is "emancipated" (not a real word, by the way) she undermines her sisters. What of the prostitute of yesteryear? Driven from her historic slapperness by girls giving it away, innit?

Desperate, these poor girls invariably find one place left to whore themselves:

Journalism.

Ray · 06-23-2008, 05:09 AM

Found on boardwalks.

ArmchairGeneral · 06-23-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chap

Well, I suppose it was inevitable that one of a girls innate skills - typing - should be expressed in a periodical. (Yes, yes, I am accutely aware of the grave I'm digging, but hey, I may as well ensure I'm six feet under

)...

Only six feet?! Dude, you made it to China!

The Chap · 06-24-2008, 23:27 PM

The only thing that worries me is that there will, doubtless,be someone not recognising satire when they read it.

Having sweated through all that tunneling, I am happy to report still no feminism in China

ArmchairGeneral · 06-25-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chap

The only thing that worries me is that there will, doubtless,be someone not recognising satire when they read it.

Having sweated through all that tunneling, I am happy to report still no feminism in China

I used to have that worry. Then I realized that I don't care. Let them misunderstand my brilliant sense of twisted humour. Their loss. Sometimes I don't even use smileys!

braindead · 06-25-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ArmchairGeneral

I used to have that worry. Then I realized that I don't care. Let them misunderstand my brilliant sense of twisted humour. Their loss. Sometimes I don't even use smileys!

Great . Now we all have to go through all your 2527 posts and revealuate every single one of them after this announcement.

Debbie · 06-25-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by braindead

Great . Now we all have to go through all your 2527 posts and revealuate every single one of them after this announcement.

When you are done with this task - a full report is expected

06-23-2008, 04:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
The Chap *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 08-18-04 Location: UK Posts: 1,181 Country:	Well, I suppose it was inevitable that one of a girls innate skills - typing - should be expressed in a periodical. (Yes, yes, I am accutely aware of the grave I'm digging, but hey, I may as well ensure I'm six feet under) In this modern newfangled intermenety do-dah, the opportunities for endless exchanges of facile crap and tittle-tattle have move from crossing the garden fence to crossing the globe. One would have expected that the arrival of the portable television would have been the modern womans' cornucopia. Happily fulfilling her divinely ordained station, woman and stove become one. With her pretty little head suckling at the mind numbing teat that is the soap opera she need not give a second thought to her aching feet. As the lady of the house she is content that her man will be sated by her efforts, not simply once as his majestic belly is filled, but again at his whim later, as she lays on her back. No doubt thinking of [chose country]. Probably England. Progess is chimeric. Mans march toward utopia is speeded by highways of faustian cobbles. The natural migration of womankind between kitchen and bedroom has its cycle interupted by automation! The circadian rhythm askew, the smaller and ephemeral "lady brain" panics during desperately long afternoons where the guiding male voice is absent. Ideas, unnaturally gestated, may well take her to such dementia as Feminism. Psycologically related to socialism, delusions such as the female orgasm may occur. Quite how preposterous this is I only illustrate (!) by the obvious: a woman cannot orgasm as she has no penis. Mostly. Grabbing the nearest phallus, the pen, she scribbles away. So we see social order rot. Believing she is "emancipated" (not a real word, by the way) she undermines her sisters. What of the prostitute of yesteryear? Driven from her historic slapperness by girls giving it away, innit? Desperate, these poor girls invariably find one place left to whore themselves: Journalism. __________________ Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach. Last edited by The Chap : 06-23-2008 at 04:38 AM. Reason: spelling

06-23-2008, 05:09 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ray Postmaster General *Military Professional* Join Date: 08-20-03 Posts: 26,149 Country:	Found on boardwalks. __________________ "Some have learnt many Tricks of sly Evasion, Instead of Truth they use Equivocation, And eke it out with mental Reservation, Which is to good Men an Abomination." I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. HAKUNA MATATA

06-24-2008, 23:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
The Chap *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 08-18-04 Location: UK Posts: 1,181 Country:	The only thing that worries me is that there will, doubtless,be someone not recognising satire when they read it. Having sweated through all that tunneling, I am happy to report still no feminism in China Last edited by The Chap : 06-24-2008 at 23:29 PM. Reason: spel

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Debbie WAB Cautioner of Poo *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 11-20-06 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,472 Country:	My Dear Mr. Lukins, I adore men and am not petulantly anti-male as you put it. If there were a couple of them around they would be put to very good use.

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