Why India must stand up for Fortune Cookies

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by texasjohn

White lightening - everclear. And MD 20/20 wine ( also called Mad Dog). Cook them brain cells.....

OMG - everclear. Barely recall one evening thanks to that stuff.

[Parihaka]

Originally Posted by TopHatter

Steaks smothered in Worchestershire sauce!

Mmmmmmm....

Aha! A man of taste and discernment I see

[Southie]

Originally Posted by Debbie

OMG - everclear. Barely recall one evening thanks to that stuff.

I recall an evening my friend and I had with everclear. We decided to make "Hunch Punch". Usually it's made with Hawaiian punch, but we didn't have any, so we used kool-aid! Poured it into a couple of huge tumblers and took it out to her front stoop. Sat up a couple of lawn chairs, facing each other, with our feet on each other's chairs, sipping our punch with straws. All of a sudden Lisa said "I'm slipping". I just sat there and watched as she slid off the stoop backwards, holding her cup upright the whole time. Not one drop was spilled!

[TopHatter]

Originally Posted by Parihaka

Aha! A man of taste and discernment I see

Of course! One should always smother the steak or chicken etc in the wonderously tasty sauce, then cook over open flame and then devour with gusto!

[Indirect Fire]

Originally Posted by Adux

Samsoa is evil!!!!!! Trust me.. They are cats of the food world

What? HERECTIC!

Originally Posted by Adux

me working my magic!!!




Leads to this.....





and that leads too

Adux, are you Indian perhaps?

[TopHatter]

Originally Posted by Indirect Fire

Adux, are you Indian perhaps?

No, he's clearly Swedish.

He used to be a back-up singer for ABBA and now is releasing his solo album.

[texasjohn]

Originally Posted by gunnut

So you don't even have to cook any more? That's FANTASTIC!



The weirdest fortune I got from a fortune cookie reads:

"Our first love and true love will always be self love"


NO KIDDING!!!

Now, if you only were part of the Illuminati you would understand this....

[texasjohn]

Originally Posted by TopHatter

No, he's clearly Swedish.

He used to be a back-up singer for ABBA and now is releasing his solo album.

That's right.

His real name is Sven.

Enough smart ass from me... I'm going to bed...

[Adux]

Originally Posted by TopHatter

No, he's clearly Swedish.

He used to be a back-up singer for ABBA and now is releasing his solo album.

, You do know how to make guy buried with work 'smile'

ABBA? More like Ace of Base

[Adux]

Originally Posted by texasjohn

White lightening - everclear. And MD 20/20 wine ( also called Mad Dog). Cook them brain cells.....

thanks

[ameer]

Originally Posted by Ray

I prefer women who are Cookies!

Can we call you Majin Buu?

[Deltacamelately]

Originally Posted by Adux

I love steaks, they are amazing......Like it gold brown with mashed potatoes on the side with some veggies and wine...

This one is a delicious cuisine FROM INDIA.
Starve the Dog for 2-3 days. Make it eat a lot of half boiled rice.
Kill, skin and then barbeque the Dog over open fire till roasted brown.
Slit open the stomach and take out the full boiled rice. Serve hot with peices of the roasted flesh with a salad of fried ants, tamarin and onions.
DELICIOUS, MOUTH WATERING!!!
I want to specially serve this for the good Col, when he visits India.

[Mobbme]

Originally Posted by gunnut

So you don't even have to cook any more? That's FANTASTIC!



The weirdest fortune I got from a fortune cookie reads:

"Our first love and true love will always be self love"


NO KIDDING!!!

Yeah, those are quite the words of wisdom. I don't really get into it much, but my gf does; she takes everyword seriously. Although i'll have to admit, its been a while since i've visited the chinese restaurant Tremendouz or Tremendous in mississauga, they serve the best chicken fried rice i've tasted. The order I get is the wings and rice, and they give complimentary fortune cookies and pork spring rolls; the spring rolls are unbelievably delicious, too bad they only give one

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by TopHatter

Of course! One should always smother the steak or chicken etc in the wonderously tasty sauce, then cook over open flame and then devour with gusto!

Toss a couple of cheetos on it and then what happens?

[Debbie]

Originally Posted by Southie

I recall an evening my friend and I had with everclear. We decided to make "Hunch Punch". Usually it's made with Hawaiian punch, but we didn't have any, so we used kool-aid! Poured it into a couple of huge tumblers and took it out to her front stoop. Sat up a couple of lawn chairs, facing each other, with our feet on each other's chairs, sipping our punch with straws. All of a sudden Lisa said "I'm slipping". I just sat there and watched as she slid off the stoop backwards, holding her cup upright the whole time. Not one drop was spilled!

Kool-aid, you wasted perfectly good EverClear and mixed it with KoolAid. WTF kind of crap is that? "Real" women chug it down without a mixer and then barely recall exactly how much they tossed down, what all took place and who they came with to the party.