Your pet peeves - Page 6

THL · 04-03-2008, 12:48 PM

Stupid rhetorical questions:

"What are you having for lunch?"
If you see that I am about to put a spoonful of chicken noodle soup into my mouth, and you know it is about lunchtime, then you can figure it out.

THL · 04-03-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Southie

When men talk to females, and seem to forget that their face is not on their chest!!

I don't stare at their crotches when I'm talking to them!

Men that "adjust" themselves far more than what I think should be needed during the day.

If they are sweaty - sprinkle some powder on them in the morning.

If they itch - see a Dr.

If they have moved and are not in the correct place any longer - tape the darn things in place.

Debbie · 04-03-2008, 12:53 PM

People who mutter, moan or talk to themselves at work.

Debbie · 04-03-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Ms. Debbie I do alot of things well.

oh gawd................

Dreadnought · 04-03-2008, 13:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debbie

oh gawd................

braindead · 04-03-2008, 13:16 PM

People who whistle . Even if to the tune .

glyn · 04-03-2008, 13:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Ms. Debbie I do alot of things well.

I admire modesty.

Dreadnought · 04-03-2008, 13:20 PM

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Originally Posted by glyn

I admire modesty.

Sir, I believe in the motto..If your going to do it do it right the first time saves time,money and memory loss.

Dreadnought · 04-03-2008, 13:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THL

Men that "adjust" themselves far more than what I think should be needed during the day.

If they are sweaty - sprinkle some powder on them in the morning.

If they itch - see a Dr.

If they have moved and are not in the correct place any longer - tape the darn things in place.

Agreed THL I still cant understand why certain peoples have a hand there at all times but now that I think about it I would rather not know at all.

Albany Rifles · 04-03-2008, 13:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Agreed THL I still cant understand why certain peoples have a hand there at all times but now that I think about it I would rather not know at all.

This is the God's Honest truth

The Italian Supreme Court (or its eqivalent) has ruled that Italian men are no longer allowed to grab themselves there in order to ward off eveil spirits while in public. I hearid one of the radio announcers euphamistically referring to this as "High Fiving The Little Guido".

And THL....TAPE!?!?!?!??!

OWE

Dreadnought · 04-03-2008, 13:39 PM

Tape? Why not a Prince Albert?

Persish the very thought.

Southie · 04-03-2008, 13:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albany Rifles

This is the God's Honest truth

The Italian Supreme Court (or its eqivalent) has ruled that Italian men are no longer allowed to grab themselves there in order to ward off eveil spirits while in public. I hearid one of the radio announcers euphamistically referring to this as "High Fiving The Little Guido".

And THL....TAPE!?!?!?!??!

OWE

Well then a lot of our male students must be italian because they walk around on campus constantly "High Fiving The Little Guido". I'm always telling them to move their hand from their crotch! Or, Did you lose something?

As for the tape...think brazilian bikini wax!

Dreadnought · 04-03-2008, 13:49 PM

Well then a lot of our male students must be italian because they walk around on campus constantly "High Fiving The Little Guido". I'm always telling them to move their hand from their crotch! Or, Did you lose something?

Do you know what the coast of Italy is shaped like a boot?

Because they couldnt fit all that machismo bullchit in a sneeker.

The Chap · 05-27-2008, 21:14 PM

OK, more from me as I now explore the cornucopiea of irritation the world vommits at us ...

HD television programmes that are clearly not HD.

Re-branding of things I'd bloody well gotten used to. (And yes WAB, that goes for you too

)

The lack of any balls vis-a-vis dealing with oceanic piracy.

Moths.

And, sorry if previously vented (note, not "whinged") the fact I'll soon have to buy a new computer.

Africa. 'no need for it to be screwed.

My embolism thus being DHL'd, might I suggest we mix in a few extra things that countermand our peeves?

**Officer of Engineers** · 05-27-2008, 21:22 PM

I got served gin when they ran out of scotch.

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The Chap *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 08-18-04 Location: UK Posts: 1,179 Country:	OK, more from me as I now explore the cornucopiea of irritation the world vommits at us ... HD television programmes that are clearly not HD. Re-branding of things I'd bloody well gotten used to. (And yes WAB, that goes for you too) The lack of any balls vis-a-vis dealing with oceanic piracy. Moths. And, sorry if previously vented (note, not "whinged") the fact I'll soon have to buy a new computer. Africa. 'no need for it to be screwed. My embolism thus being DHL'd, might I suggest we mix in a few extra things that countermand our peeves? __________________ Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach.

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Dreadnought *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 05-12-05 Posts: 5,245 Country:	Tape? Why not a Prince Albert? Persish the very thought.

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Dreadnought *Senior Contributor* Join Date: 05-12-05 Posts: 5,245 Country:	Well then a lot of our male students must be italian because they walk around on campus constantly "High Fiving The Little Guido". I'm always telling them to move their hand from their crotch! Or, Did you lose something? Do you know what the coast of Italy is shaped like a boot? Because they couldnt fit all that machismo bullchit in a sneeker.

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