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Old 03-08-2008, 11:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Freak Accident: Lightning Hits Biker’s Penis

Auto Racing Daily - A Croatian motorbiker will be praying that the old adage ‘lightning never strikes twice’ rings true.

Unlucky Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a quick roadside toilet break.

Djindjic said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.”

“Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.”

Auto Racing Daily : Freak Accident: Lightning Hits Biker’s Penis
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Old 03-08-2008, 11:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That will be a sore point with him for quite a while!
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Old 03-08-2008, 11:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The link isnt opening......
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Old 03-08-2008, 11:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The link isnt opening......
Seems to work fine for me, but you can also Google it.
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i bet that hurts.
hopefully he wont develop a phobia to piss.
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Old 03-08-2008, 13:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Seems to work fine for me, but you can also Google it.
thx,it opened now

He said: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."
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Ouch!!!!!!

Hurts just thinking about it.
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Old 03-08-2008, 18:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I recall about 2 or 3 years ago driving down heavily used Interstate 94 in Minnesota. There was a fellow on the side of the road relieving himself. Guess if one has to go..........there isn't much thinking about it. Lightening by the way, strikes men 4 times more than women, but I don't know why.

Now, I do envy men for having the capability of being able to do things standing that I cannot, but this story of the motorbiker makes me pretty much glad I'm not a man. Poor fella, but what a heck of a story to tell his friends and family.
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Lightening by the way, strikes men 4 times more than women, but I don't know why.
Because, as this case illustrates, men have inbuilt lightning rods.
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I bet he didn't know if he was coming or going...
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Because, as this case illustrates, men have inbuilt lightning rods.

Hmmmm.......laugh of the day. Thank you Pari
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Ouch!!!!!!

Hurts just thinking about it.

hahahah lolll
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Ouch!!!!!!

Hurts just thinking about it.

He has my sympathies. I have a welding scar that only my wife and urologist have seen.
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He could brag and put it in a sling
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Old 03-09-2008, 22:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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He could brag and put it in a sling

Then ask all the girls if they wanted to see his boo-boo.
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